New episodes every day! Here's what we have on tap 🍺:
Fri May 01 2026
EITM: Kentucky Derby 5/1/26 | Live from Churchill Downs, it's Zach Roth!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu Apr 30 2026
EITM: No-Fly Lists 4/30/26 | One man banned.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Quoth The Husband 4/30/26 | Evermore?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner 4/30/26 | Elazar Sontag, Emily Heil, and Joan The Moan.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wed Apr 29 2026
EITM: Tanorexia 4/29/26 | 😍😍See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Hike Tuah 4/29/26 | Is somehow something Elliot didn't say during this segment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: City Bird 4/29/26 | Yeah, can you say, "city bird?" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue Apr 28 2026
EITM: Decision Circumcision 4/28/26 | The skin is back.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Ear-y 4/28/26 | What's the frequency, Toshi?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon Apr 27 2026
EITM: Psilocybin There 4/27/26 | Done that?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Sublimey 4/27/26 | The two-hour barrier is shattered at the London Marathon while a challenge is accepted locally.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fri Apr 24 2026
EITM: Dustincident 4/24/26 | Remember when Elliot rang Rod and Elvis, but want to forget about the call to Dustin? About that...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Peanut Butter Cups 4/24/26 | The definitive rankings.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu Apr 23 2026
EITM: Signing On 4/23/26 | Alongside The Rod Ryan Show plus Elvis Duran and the Morning Show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Sprung Wild & Free 4/23/26 | Revisiting freebirth and wild pregnancy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Take Your Child To Work Day 4/23/26 | The last ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶p̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ tour.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wed Apr 22 2026
EITM: School Noodle 4/22/26 | Don't tell tales out of pool?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: The 'Ic 4/22/26 | As in "psychic;" not to be confused with Psychic Friends Network celebrity endorser, the 'ick, Dionne Warwick.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue Apr 21 2026
EITM: It's In There 4/21/26 | Everything you said.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Voice 4/21/26 | Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon Apr 20 2026
EITM: WrestleMania 4/20/26 | Is Tyler stepping away?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Pissed On 4/20/26 | Urinating on a grave is an expression...of contempt.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fri Apr 17 2026
EITM: Signing On 4/17/26 | Josh is in Vegas and Diane is into "Laguna Beach."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: CAD Max 4/17/26 | What is your intent, Mom?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu Apr 16 2026
EITM: Unc Status Effect 4/16/26 | Debuffs IRL.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Taco 'Bout Embarrassing 4/16/26 | Soft and (then) hard.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Pop-Pop The Champagne 4/16/26 | A record-setting grandpa.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wed Apr 15 2026
EITM: Errant Tow 4/15/26 | Hitch BALLS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Mr. Ree 4/3/26 | What's the Mrs. new last name?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu Apr 02 2026
EITM: We're Going Back To The Freakin' Moon 4/2/26 | That's why!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Stolen Credit Card 4/2/26 | Let's see what the police have to say about this...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Master Of One 4/2/26 | ...domain.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wed Apr 01 2026
EITM: Signing On 4/1/26 | Hare-debrained.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Putting Hair On One's Chest 4/1/26 | It's back? No, just the front.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Capturing Bigfoot 4/1/26 | Finally.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue Mar 31 2026
EITM: Keep Right Except To Pass 3/31/26 | Unhappy campers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Inpatience 3/31/26 | (It's not a word...yet.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Escort Of Last Resort 3/31/26 | Dear Annie...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon Mar 30 2026
EITM: Weight Loss Mitigation 3/30/26 | Ozempic a side.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Visitorts 3/30/26 | Spring BREAK!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fri Mar 27 2026
EITM: Signing On 3/27/26 | Cameohhhh!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Sleepwalking 3/27/26 | Stories, go!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu Mar 26 2026
EITM: Enduring American Movies 3/26/26 | The most.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Quttin' Times 3/26/26 | Ok, byeeee..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wed Mar 25 2026
EITM: Lost And Bound 3/25/26 | The actual third ring of marriage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Sign Stealing 3/25/26 | What goes around comes...back?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue Mar 24 2026
EITM: Signing On 3/24/26 | A fail and a foster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Danielle Brown 3/24/26 | "Who do you want me to sign this as? Me or her?"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Tyler's 5K Run 3/24/26 | And/or walk!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon Mar 23 2026
EITM: Signing On 3/23/26 | "Two weird things in the building today."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: AirbnPee 3/23/26 | Florida woman.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Botanical Garden Guru 3/23/26 | They don't call her Sar-boretum for nothin'!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fri Mar 20 2026
Thu Mar 19 2026
Wed Mar 18 2026
Tue Mar 17 2026
EITM: 3/17/26 | Elliot In The Morning returns Monday, March 23.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon Mar 16 2026
Fri Mar 13 2026
Thu Mar 12 2026
EITM: Four For Thursday 3/12/26 | Well, really, eight. But that's only because every trip winner gets to bring a guest and hello? Hello? Oh, please be there. Please be there!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Placenta-da! 3/12/26 | Turning temporary organs into mystery meat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wed Mar 11 2026
Tue Mar 10 2026
EITM: Final Destination 3/10/26 | (Lucky number) 7.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Magic Your Work 3/10/26 | Loading a night of illusions?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Labia Theatre 3/10/26 | The Labia is the 'oldest independent art-repertory cinema in South Africa'...and the word for something else.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon Mar 09 2026
EITM: Menstruation Situation 3/9/26 | A slip 'twixt the cup and the...lips.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: See Bird 3/9/26 | Red-flanked bluetail, anyone?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fri Mar 06 2026
EITM: Joe Beninati 3/6/26 | The Washington Capitals play-by-play announcer talks John Carlson, Nic Dowd, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: G'game 3/6/26 | ...mate.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu Mar 05 2026
EITM: Sleep Begets Hurt 3/5/26 | From the bedroom to the operating room.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Hot Girl Cars 3/5/26 | The most.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wed Mar 04 2026
EITM: This Little Piggy 3/4/26 | (Used to be.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Vegas Weekend '26 3/4/26 | Told ya it was a major announcement.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Signing On 3/3/26 | "I had a brush with fame and a conspiracy theory ..."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Crying Shamed 3/3/26 | No more happy tears?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM interviews Eric Hutchinson | EITM interviews Eric HutchinsonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon Mar 02 2026
EITM: Phone Sex 3/2/26 | A how-to.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Elimination Chamber 3/2/26 | WWE Chicago-style.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Walk This Way 3/2/26 | Just give me a hiss.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fri Feb 27 2026
EITM: Shari Bailey 2/27/26 | Laila’s Gift founder and originator of the LEAD (Laila’s Elopement Awareness and Dissemination) Act.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Teddy Bear Tossed 2/27/26 | Why is Bears hockey announcer Jarrod Wronski out in Hershey?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: The Farters 2/27/26 | Before you leave my a**hole forever, please reveal to us: are you graceful or a farrrter?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu Feb 26 2026
EITM: Your Name, Your Title 2/26/26 | Your place? Or mine?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Brother's Keeper Of Curiosa 2/26/26 | And sisters!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Pronounced ˈFlā-təs 2/26/26 | Third day's a charm?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wed Feb 25 2026
EITM: Alyssa Sagle 2/25/26 | The PWCS swimmer just won her fifth and sixth individual state titles to go along with setting a national record.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Day Toot 2/25/26 | For science!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue Feb 24 2026
EITM: Farting For Science 2/24/26 | Day 1.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Duck, Duck, Choose 2/24/26 | What's it quacked up to be?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Underage Driving 2/24/26 | Hold on to your potatoes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon Feb 23 2026
EITM: Signing On 2/23/26 | USA-Canada gold medal hockey final, Closing Ceremony, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: From Rockville To DeMille 2/12/26 | Actress Mara Klein started out on DMV stages and ended up on "The Pitt."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Fat Thursday 2/12/26 | Let the good times...Pole.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Human Flatus Atlas 2/11/26 | flatus.infoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Slang Hang 2/11/26 | Glossary of early twentieth century United States.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue Feb 10 2026
EITM: Head Wound 2/10/26 | The update.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Seeing Red 2/10/26 | Again.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Double Decision 2/10/26 | A brain game.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon Feb 09 2026
EITM: Infected Armpits 2/9/26 | Like murderers and ghosts and what-now on your skin?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Michael Wardian 2/9/26 | Your 3-time World Marathon Challenge champion and new 50K record holder recaps his week then looks ahead.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Slips And Trips And Falls 2/9/26 | Oh, ice!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fri Feb 06 2026
EITM: DeBÍ TiRAR MáS...CLASeS 2/6/26 | The only thing missing was a pava. Oh, and proficiency.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Floppy Eyelid Syndrome 2/6/26 | Can you see...PAP?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Take The Clowns To The Super Bowl 2/6/26 | A budding comedy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu Feb 05 2026
EITM: American TV Shows 2/5/26 | The series that defined the decades.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Michael Wardian 2/4/26 | The Arlington-based ultra runner checks in during the 50K World Marathon Challenge. Literally.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Crumbs Down 2/4/26 | Open container laws and marijuana.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Old-Timer, First-Timer 2/4/26 | What's the deal with strip clubs, Rob Stallworth?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue Feb 03 2026
EITM: Call A Scambulance! 2/3/26 | (For me.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: 'Rents' Due 2/3/26 | ...to get smacked?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Eyebrows + Ears 2/3/26 | Equals transplants and fillers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon Feb 02 2026
EITM: We Are The Monks 2/2/26 | Walking from Fort Worth, TX to raise awareness of inner peace and mindfulness.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Pindaloo 2/2/26 | Get in the loop!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fri Jan 30 2026
EITM: Lost Dog Can Play 1/30/26 | Five. Years. Later.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: It's Not Delivery 1/30/26 | It's deceased!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu Jan 29 2026
EITM: American Culture IQ 1/29/26 | Pop quiz! (Well, maybe not for Elliot.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Physical Baggage 1/29/26 | Double...dare?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Proud Marys 1/29/26 | Even George Foreman used Roman numerals!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: The Marriage Of Their Children 1/27/26 | Weddings and parental control.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Threes-Pointers 1/27/26 | From throuple to couple.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon Jan 26 2026
EITM: Skyscraper Live 1/26/26 | Did we watch Alex Honnold ascend Taipei 101 over the weekend?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fri Jan 23 2026
EITM: Lauryn Ricketts 1/23/26 | The meteorologist's preview of the weekend (and next week's, too) winter storm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: You Don't Have To Brush All Your Teeth 1/23/26 | Just the ones you want to retain!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Astrocartography 1/23/26 | Don't leave home without it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu Jan 22 2026
EITM: Signing On 1/22/26 | A celebrity sighting, Georgetown basketball, and The Card.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Over The Covers 1/22/26 | And through with (home)goods.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Professional Confessionals 1/22/26 | Where you see people's privates all the time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Nonsensical Songs 1/22/26 | Can you Phil in the rest?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wed Jan 21 2026
EITM: Fold-Plated 1/21/26 | Elliot tries out whole-body vibration.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: America's Most Iconic Companies 1/9/26 | "Top 250 answers are on the board..."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu Jan 08 2026
EITM: Screening Infidelities 1/8/26 | What gets answered and what is silenced?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: A Time To Weep 1/8/26 | And a time to laugh?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wed Jan 07 2026
EITM: Where There's Smoke 1/7/26 | There's attire?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: The World's Hottest Gummy Bear 1/7/26 | CONSUME AT YOUR OWN RISK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Oh (We'll) Wait 1/7/26 | An elevator etiquette examination.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue Jan 06 2026
EITM: Time-Off Bomb 1/6/26 | Have you ever set one in motion at work?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Urine For A Story 1/6/26 | Tethered spinal cord, anyone?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Tuesday Nitro 1/6/26 | Josh and Dustin prepare to take on "The World's Hottest Gummy Bear."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon Jan 05 2026
EITM: Picking Up The Game Of Ping-Pong 1/5/26 | Tyler's family got a table tennis set for Christmas, but Santa was nowhere to be found with his sleigh.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: High Fashion Photography 1/5/26 | 1-800-GLAMOURSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Am I Last Rites 1/5/26 | Talking pneumonia.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fri Jan 02 2026
Thu Jan 01 2026
Wed Dec 31 2025
Tue Dec 30 2025
Mon Dec 29 2025
Fri Dec 26 2025
Thu Dec 25 2025
Wed Dec 24 2025
Tue Dec 23 2025
Mon Dec 22 2025
Fri Dec 19 2025
EITM interviews Gunnar Nelson | EITM interviews Gunnar NelsonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu Dec 18 2025
EITM: Seas & Greetings 12/18/25 | This is not a confirmed booking—at least not yet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Amusing Violations 12/18/25 | What's the worst ticket you've gotten?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wed Dec 17 2025
EITM interviews Christian Finnegan | EITM interviews Christian FinneganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Break (Not) Free 12/17/25 | How Grande?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: The Westminster Accidental Dog Show 12/17/25 | Shock and haw.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue Dec 16 2025
EITM: Dear Jens Letter 12/16/25 | Lego.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Frostbitten, Once Died 12/16/25 | Class 4!! And more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: RAOM 12/16/25 | (IYKYK)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon Dec 15 2025
EITM: Siblings-In-Love 12/15/25 | Are in-laws out of bounds?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Forced Responders 12/15/25 | 9-1-1, what's an emergency?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fri Dec 12 2025
EITM: That's Balls 12/12/25 | No Fun League strikes again?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Ecstasy 12/12/25 | Come for the drugs, stay for the orgy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: 12-12 12/12/25 | #1212See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu Dec 11 2025
EITM: University Of Michigan Football Coach Fired 12/11/25 | And arrested!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Mugging Mean-Mugging 12/11/25 | Carlos ValderramAAAAH!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Cheeks Lightnin' 12/10/25 | You're burning up the posterior mile!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Pressure Cooker 12/10/25 | Did Tyler just bend or brachial?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue Dec 09 2025
EITM: Signing On 12/9/25 | Doofus, Duolingo, and Duran Duran.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Examine Your Zipper 12/9/25 | PDQ!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon Dec 08 2025
EITM: Driver's Head 12/8/25 | Neurodivergence behind the wheel.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: It Is Cake 12/8/25 | marjdotjpg.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Meth Is In A Bottle 12/8/25 | Very sucky.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fri Dec 05 2025
EITM: Follow-Ups 12/5/25 | Goochland County, another inflatable, Frank Capone, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Dozy Dom 12/5/25 | Come for the advice, stay for the surprise.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu Dec 04 2025
EITM interviews Sean Burch | EITM interviews Sean BurchSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: OnlyFairbnb 12/4/25 | Welcome back to Elliot's Advice Corner!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wed Dec 03 2025
EITM: Chatunah Meltdown 12/3/25 | Orthodoxy by proxy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Toilet Sounds 12/3/25 | By the peach noise.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue Dec 02 2025
EITM: Down With The Roosters 12/2/25 | Cock-a-doodle-don't.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Eatin' Ain't Cheatin' The Rules 12/2/25 | (As long as you chew with your mouth closed and don’t speak with it full.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mon Dec 01 2025
EITM: The DNA Genetic Testing Results Are In 12/1/25 | You ARE the daughter!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Frosty The Tyler 12/1/25 | Makes Krysten a jolly happy soul.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Vin Freakin' Robbers 12/1/25 | The heist of the Shenandoah.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Joseph 11/24/25 | Following up on that follow-up Friday call.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Table Talk 11/24/25 | An apology, a thank you, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fri Nov 21 2025
EITM: Follow-Ups 11/21/25 | Anyone with additional information can call 301-600-TIPS (8477), email fpdcrimetip@frederickmdpolice.org, or text 240-674-TIPS (8477).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Line Dance Songs 11/21/25 | What are we missing?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thu Nov 20 2025
EITM: Virginia Is For Druthers 11/20/25 | (Unless there's an HOA.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: What Are You Hiding? 11/20/25 | Smart...phones.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Lunch Driving 11/13/25 | Car blanche?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Divorcee This Instead Of That 11/13/25 | The worst things to say to someone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wed Nov 12 2025
EITM: Balancing The Books 11/11/25 | Because they are stacked all over the place!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Knoxville Steamer 11/11/25 | Volunteers?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Something Really Cool That I Don't Even Know About 11/12/25 | What? I thought we were in the panty tree.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Cuffing Season 11/12/25 | But you're married and have high blood pressure.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Let Wendy In 11/12/25 | On one family's school board fight to keep a student and service dog together.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tue Nov 11 2025
Mon Nov 10 2025
EITM: Sidesaddle 11/10/25 | Turning was your homework!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM interviews Return To Dust | EITM interviews Return To DustSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Sidesaddle 11/10/25 | Turning was your homework!
EITM interviews Return To Dust | EITM interviews Return To Dust
Fri Nov 07 2025
EITM: Real Men Of Gentleness 11/7/25 | Pop quiz!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Star Trekkin' 11/7/25 | No need to MOC.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: The Steel Sh*tty 11/7/25 | Pittsburgh potty, anyone?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Real Men Of Gentleness 11/7/25 | Pop quiz!
EITM: Star Trekkin' 11/7/25 | No need to MOC.
EITM: The Steel Sh*tty 11/7/25 | Pittsburgh potty, anyone?
Thu Nov 06 2025
EITM: Domingamy 11/6/25 | The bridesmaids want-ed a celebration!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Vincent Van Gogh'wait 11/6/25 | What would a Dutch uncle say?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Turtle Neck Of The Woods 11/6/25 | What is St. Louis, Missouri?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Domingamy 11/6/25 | The bridesmaids want-ed a celebration!
EITM: Vincent Van Gogh'wait 11/6/25 | What would a Dutch uncle say?
EITM: Turtle Neck Of The Woods 11/6/25 | What is St. Louis, Missouri?
Wed Nov 05 2025
EITM: Dog Attack Of The Clones 11/5/25 | Man's best friend is science.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: The Who's On First 11/5/25 | Paging Pasquatch and Scott Devours!
Tue Nov 04 2025
EITM: You Might Be A Sports Bar If... 11/4/25 | What would Jon Ballard say?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Lego House 11/4/25 | I'm gonna pick up the pieces and build additions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Bud And Breakfast 11/4/25 | Explore cannabis friendly lodging!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: You Might Be A Sports Bar If... 11/4/25 | What would Jon Ballard say?
EITM: Lego House 11/4/25 | I'm gonna pick up the pieces and build additions.
EITM: Bud And Breakfast 11/4/25 | Explore cannabis friendly lodging!
Mon Nov 03 2025
EITM: Wizards Of Baking 11/3/25 | Richmond's Marj Santaromana and more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: I Do Drugs 11/3/25 | Ceremony substances.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Brad Meltzer 11/3/25 | The bestselling author recaps his trip to Toronto for Game 6 and 7 of the World Series.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Wizards Of Baking 11/3/25 | Richmond's Marj Santaromana and more!
EITM: I Do Drugs 11/3/25 | Ceremony substances.
EITM: Brad Meltzer 11/3/25 | The bestselling author recaps his trip to Toronto for Game 6 and 7 of the World Series.
Fri Oct 31 2025
EITM: Phasmophobia 10/31/25 | I am afraid of yo ghost.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: The Least Frightening Films Ever 10/31/25 | Ranked!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Dash Rippington 10/31/25 | Dash and The Dangerously Stupid Show are back in the studio for Halloween.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Phasmophobia 10/31/25 | I am afraid of yo ghost.
EITM: The Least Frightening Films Ever 10/31/25 | Ranked!
EITM: Dash Rippington 10/31/25 | Dash and The Dangerously Stupid Show are back in the studio for Halloween.
EITM: Lauryn Ricketts 10/28/25 | (And Adam Tuss.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Gypsies, Judy & Melvin 10/28/25 | Cher'in their language!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Diane's Car Trouble 10/28/25 | An update.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Lauryn Ricketts 10/28/25 | (And Adam Tuss.)
EITM: Gypsies, Judy & Melvin 10/28/25 | Cher'in their language!
EITM: Diane's Car Trouble 10/28/25 | An update.
Mon Oct 27 2025
EITM: Diane's Car Trouble 10/27/25 | BEEP...BEEP...BEEP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Sports Paradox 10/27/25 | What in the World Series?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Food For Flight 10/27/25 | Top ten answers are on the board!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Name's The Same 10/27/25 | Actress June Lockhart lived 100 years, but all Elliot cared about were two husbands—both named John.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Diane's Car Trouble 10/27/25 | BEEP...BEEP...BEEP!
EITM: Sports Paradox 10/27/25 | What in the World Series?
EITM: Food For Flight 10/27/25 | Top ten answers are on the board!
EITM: Name's The Same 10/27/25 | Actress June Lockhart lived 100 years, but all Elliot cared about were two husbands—both named John.
Fri Oct 24 2025
EITM: Hades II 10/24/25 | ...sexy?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: David Robbins 10/24/25 | scholarscompass.vcu.edu/mighty_penSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Folly Matrimony 10/24/25 | Should jokes be on the 'do not play' list?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Hades II 10/24/25 | ...sexy?
EITM: David Robbins 10/24/25 | scholarscompass.vcu.edu/mighty_pen
EITM: Folly Matrimony 10/24/25 | Should jokes be on the 'do not play' list?
Thu Oct 23 2025
EITM: Backline & Back Pain 10/23/25 | Have you ever felt concert-old?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM: Ground Effects Lighting 10/6/25 | Born to be, born to be glowin'!
EITM: BREAKING NEWS 10/6/25 | Francine’s home. 💙🐾
Fri Oct 03 2025
EITM: Coffee Soup 10/3/25 | As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain...
EITM: Practice What You Teach 10/3/25 | Misleading by example.
EITM: EYCH 10/3/25 | It's the only intrauterine device remover asked for by name!
Thu Oct 02 2025
EITM: Eating In An Amish Paradise 10/2/25 | Plus, "Bread Olympics"!
EITM: Wedding Smashers 10/2/25 | Boo, kay?
Wed Oct 01 2025
EITM: Drive (For Daddy) 10/1/25 | Amanda and Chris on the years-long search for their father's 1985 Dodge Ramcharger.
EITM: Lovin' This Club 10/1/25 | But does the basement theater have an usher?
Tue Sep 30 2025
EITM: Wade Milyard Jr. 9/30/25 | freshsteplaundry.com
EITM: Pay In School 9/30/25 | Attendance remittance.
Mon Sep 29 2025
EITM: Water & Brew 9/29/25 | Campus skis!
EITM: Water Cooler Walk 9/29/25 | Managing comedy at the office.
EITM: LOST CAT 9/29/25 | "Francine: missing from Richmond, Va since 9/18. Last known location:Lowe's RDC #1420 in Garysburg, NC. She is microchipped. She is beloved by a whole city."
Fri Sep 26 2025
EITM: Jeffrey From Dundalk 9/26/25 | This...is EXTREME!!
EITM: Workaholliot 9/26/25 | When do you make amends?
EITM: Condolences & Dalliances 9/23/25 | With deepest sympathy.
EITM: Parental Panning 9/23/25 | Petty for your thoughts?
Mon Sep 22 2025
EITM: Signing On 9/22/25 | Foo Fighters, Caps hockey, Elliot's doctor visit, and more.
EITM: Fire Escapes 9/22/25 | Flame-fleeing phoners.
EITM: The Human Fundraising 9/22/25 | GoFundMe and the office.
Fri Sep 19 2025
EITM: Did AI Do That? 9/19/25 | Google Lens me a hand.
EITM: Shame-Kinking 9/19/25 | My kink is parmesan.
EITM: Sleep With The Wishes 9/19/25 | When you rest under a star.
Thu Sep 18 2025
EITM: Hockey Survey 9/18/25 | Happy Capitals Training Camp!
EITM: Fraternization? 9/18/25 | That's Greek to me!
Wed Sep 17 2025
EITM: Sixthman? No, Milkman! 9/17/25 | Recapping Sam's first-ever cruise.
EITM: Rock, Water, Scotland 9/17/25 | Cheat!
EITM: Uri Nation 9/17/25 | Pees and characters.
Tue Sep 16 2025
EITM: HOCO? 9/16/25 | YOLO.
EITM: The 100 Best Tours 9/16/25 | Of all time.
EITM: Dozer Off 9/16/25 | Goodbye, goodbye, construction site.
Mon Sep 15 2025
EITM: Flash In The Pan 9/15/25 | An explantation explanation.
EITM: Eggplant And The Giant Peach 9/15/25 | Sorry, aubergine.
Fri Sep 12 2025
EITM: OR-Face 9/12/25 | H is for horny...and hospital, of course!
EITM: No Such Thing As A Stupid Question 9/12/25 | (Only dumb ones.)
Thu Sep 11 2025
EITM: Signing On 9/11/25 | Happy Birthday, Diane!
EITM: Burnt Hill Farm 9/11/25 | Mangalica, anyone?
EITM: Fore Your Health 9/11/25 | The pleura provisional.
Wed Sep 10 2025
EITM: Vexing Vendors 9/10/25 | When "Last Dance" isn't Donna Summer.
EITM: Joan The Moan 9/10/25 | "Been a long time, I've been trying to get ahold of you."
Tue Sep 09 2025
EITM: The Laughlin Family Foundation Celebrity Invitational Golf Tournament 9/9/25 | Elliot recaps his night out at Crofton Country Club with Locker, Joe B., and more.
EITM: Reckon Sibilation 9/9/25 | She's got a pother confession to make.
EITM: BTC ATM IDK 9/9/25 | Athena on Mi(last)nerva.
Mon Sep 08 2025
EITM: He's Shipping Down From Boston 9/8/25 | Banned in the BOS.
EITM: Best Long Songs 9/8/25 | Ranked.
Fri Sep 05 2025
EITM: Sam Voyage! 9/5/25 | Will it be smooth sailing or Milkman overboard?
Thu Sep 04 2025
EITM: Supermarket Sweat 9/4/25 | Anxiety flare-up on aisle seven.
EITM: The Summer I Turned Petty 8/18/25 | Is getting together with an ex's sibling always vindictive?
EITM: Wild One Night Only 8/18/25 | Recapping EITM's takeover of Six Flags America.
Fri Aug 15 2025
EITM: Mark Ein 8/15/25 | Mubadala Citi DC Open chairman and Washington Commanders partner Mark Ein talks professional athlete safety.
EITM: Buy-Back 8/15/25 | Stars—they're just like us?
Thu Aug 14 2025
EITM: Hippocratic Loath 8/14/25 | Or is it loathe?
EITM: The Index Of Misery 8/14/25 | Sports!
EITM: Mass-Participation Events 8/14/25 | ...aren't always records.
EITM: Uno, Dos, Tres, Seis Flags 8/14/25 | How worried does Elliot really have to be about vertigo for Wild One Night Only?
Wed Aug 13 2025
EITM: Scholastic Plastic 8/13/25 | A credit card calculation.
EITM: Vulgar Vesture 8/13/25 | More like bored walk, right?
Tue Aug 12 2025
EITM: Gold Guy 8/12/25 | Are we buying?
EITM: Tantric 8/12/25 | A breakdown.
Mon Aug 11 2025
EITM: Halfsies 8/11/25 | A sib fib.
EITM: The Hitchhiker's Guide 8/11/25 | ...to a shallow grave?
Fri Aug 08 2025
EITM: Your Yard Yoinks 8/8/25 | What have you (had) taken?
EITM: 'Rhoid Gauge 8/8/25 | Does everyone really have them?
Thu Aug 07 2025
EITM: CAKE SMASH! 8/7/25 | Or can it just remain a Banner day?
EITM: Somebody's Watching Me 8/7/25 | And my anxiety, yeah.
Wed Aug 06 2025
EITM: Guest Who Had To Be There 8/6/25 | For·ev·er!
EITM: Capitol Merman 8/6/25 | Jacob Griffith takes Elliot on an aquatic adventure from the Southside of Richmond to the world of merfolk.
Tue Aug 05 2025
EITM: The Zoo 8/5/25 | By Hans Christian Andersen?
EITM: Hair Removal 8/5/25 | Nair do well?
Mon Aug 04 2025
EITM: Follow-Ups 8/4/25 | Flags and Toby's.
EITM: Protein Pro Tips 8/4/25 | Advice for an amateur.
EITM: Theater Wings 8/4/25 | What's out with in-flight entertainment.
Fri Aug 01 2025
EITM: Hippey's, Hippey's Taste 8/1/25 | A food bite.
EITM: Wild One Night Only 8/1/25 | 🎵 I've got something to tell youI've got news for you 🎵
Thu Jul 31 2025
EITM: Innumerable Proposals 7/31/25 | How long did the "yes" take?
EITM: Liŋ-gər-ē 7/31/25 | Said like it's doing.
Wed Jul 30 2025
EITM: Johnny Bark 7/30/25 | No one loves trees more than Elliot?
EITM: Sweet Boon Twang 7/30/25 | Wang darn.
Tue Jul 29 2025
EITM: Everything In Content Moderation 7/29/25 | From the irrelevant to the illegal.
EITM: Part Of Their World 7/29/25 | They wanna be where the merpeople are.
Mon Jul 28 2025
EITM: You Can't Bring It 7/28/25 | It's evacuation!
EITM: Elliot In The...Round 7/28/25 | Reviewing Toby's Dinner & Show's "The Little Mermaid."
Fri Jul 25 2025
EITM: Shoe Bandit 7/25/25 | Meet gumshoe Krysten.
Thu Jul 24 2025
EITM: Perfect Makes Miserable 7/24/25 | When you need to do everything right.
Wed Jul 23 2025
EITM: RTD 7/23/25 | "It's a disgrace."
EITM: How Much Do You Know About Wildlife Safety? 7/23/25 | Come on, Krysten!
EITM: Two Words With A Question Mark At The End 7/23/25 | Anal yeast?
Tue Jul 22 2025
EITM: Lollipops 7/22/25 | And all free today!
EITM: HIPAA To Be Stared 7/22/25 | Anyone can file a complaint if they believe there has been a violation of the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act.
Mon Jul 21 2025
EITM: Chip & Sandwich Combos 7/21/25 | The best.
EITM: Like A Surgeon 7/21/25 | A weekend of firsts.
Fri Jul 18 2025
EITM: Air Rage 7/18/25 | Hot, Stove. Hot!
Thu Jul 17 2025
EITM: No Hello 7/17/25 | ...............
EITM: The Best Movie Taglines 7/17/25 | Of all time.
Wed Jul 16 2025
EITM: Brad Bradley 7/16/25 | On his sister's life and the new docuseries, "Amy Bradley Is Missing."
EITM: Ducks In A Roll 7/16/25 | Is duckpin bowling next for Diane?
EITM: Laser Envy 7/16/25 | It's a little lightbulb that blinks!
Tue Jul 15 2025
EITM: Trouble Parking 7/15/25 | It's not delivery, it's defiance.
EITM: Fortune-Telling 7/15/25 | Is it in the cards or behind the bars?
Mon Jul 14 2025
EITM: Signing On 7/14/25 | Back from summer vacation!
EITM: Die The Same Day 7/14/25 | Double tow: Heaven.
EITM: #DANDRADE 7/14/25 | Remember Carmen and Lupita?
Fri Jul 11 2025
Thu Jul 10 2025
Wed Jul 09 2025
Tue Jul 08 2025
Mon Jul 07 2025
Fri Jul 04 2025
Thu Jul 03 2025
EITM: Fourth Of July Movies 7/3/25 | The best.
EITM: The Impact Of Emojis 7/3/25 | 🙄
EITM: So Long, Yoseph 7/3/25 | مع السلامةgoodbye
Wed Jul 02 2025
EITM: Elliot In The...Round 7/2/25 | Coming soon to Toby's Dinner Theatre!
EITM: Red Whine Supernova 7/2/25 | Tyler went to the dermatologist yesterday.
Tue Jul 01 2025
EITM: Can't Go Around 7/1/25 | What's the worst kind of vehicle to be stuck behind?
EITM: Bailey Hilliard 7/1/25 | Program manager for Helping Addicts Recover Progressively (HARP) in Chesterfield County Jail.
EITM: Flagged Days 7/1/25 | Sweat-curity!
Mon Jun 30 2025
EITM: To Spit Or To Swallow? 6/30/25 | That is the test, phlegm.
EITM: DestinaZYN 6/30/25 | What's the best way to avoid shakes on a plane?
Fri Jun 27 2025
EITM: Meatless Everydays 6/27/25 | The no-fur curious movement.
EITM: Boomerang Goes The Vegemite 6/27/25 | Or does it?
Thu Jun 26 2025
EITM: Master The Bait 6/26/25 | Whether he has been the outright winner or a co-champion, Elliot has actually never lost this game. Will his reign (of terror) finally come to an end?
EITM: Sperm Stance 6/26/25 | Figuratively.
Wed Jun 25 2025
EITM: Cashing Machine 6/25/25 | Let's ro–bot!
EITM: Nature (Calls) Boy 6/25/25 | Ric Flair Drip?
Tue Jun 24 2025
EITM: Summer Break...Up 6/24/25 | Dumped on vacation.
EITM: Lady Wonder 6/24/25 | The famous psychic steed.
EITM: You're On The List 6/24/25 | But not Maury's!
Mon Jun 23 2025
EITM: In Tipi Unplugged 6/23/25 | Are phone-free camps fun-free too?
EITM: 67th Emmy Awards 6/23/25 | NATIONAL ACADEMY OF TELEVISION ARTS & SCIENCESNATIONAL CAPITAL CHESAPEAKE BAY CHAPTER
EITM: Pit Stains 6/23/25 | I still can see them sweating...
Fri Jun 20 2025
EITM: Put A Ring On It 6/20/25 | Spoon-oo-on, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ohSpoon-oo-on, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
EITM: The Best R&B Artists 6/20/25 | Of all time.
Thu Jun 19 2025
EITM: Orange You Glad I Didn't Commit Yet 6/19/25 | Syracuse me!?
EITM: As The Show Itself Was Discontinued 6/19/25 | Artificial in...the morning.
Wed Jun 18 2025
EITM: Watch The Walk 6/18/25 | But not if you talked the talk.
EITM: Waited Years 6/18/25 | Meeting friends online...and then in person.
EITM: Married Without Knowing 6/18/25 | And not knowing if married!
Tue Jun 17 2025
EITM: The Oldest Car You Have Ever Driven 6/17/25 | Let's hear it...and your response!
EITM: Raffall Y'all 6/17/25 | Must see inside? Naaah...
EITM: Symphony Of Distraction 6/17/25 | NS-Oh No!
Mon Jun 16 2025
EITM: It's Time To Stop The Music 6/16/25 | It's time to kill the lights.
EITM: They Died, You Dined 6/16/25 | The stages of beef.
EITM: Tattoo + Doodle 6/16/25 | Tattoodle!
Fri Jun 13 2025
EITM: History Comes Alive! 6/13/25 | Who said it's my year? Was it you there?
EITM: Vulgareas 6/13/25 | Who's that c*ntry?
EITM: History Comes Alive 6/13/25 | Who said it's my year? Was it you there?
EITM: Coke & Beer 6/13/25 | In Diesel.
Thu Jun 12 2025
EITM: Retention Attention 6/12/25 | A questionnaire.
EITM: Vaginal Cuff Jinx 6/12/25 | Hysterectomy and dehiscence.
Wed Jun 11 2025
EITM: ER & Big Justice 6/11/25 | Doom goes the Costco display.
Tue Jun 10 2025
EITM: James Culatta As Ren McCormack 6/10/25 | Been work-in' so hard.
EITM: It's Not About How They Died 6/10/25 | But Elliot wants to know.
Mon Jun 09 2025
EITM: Buckets O' Dung 6/9/25 | And urine!
Fri Jun 06 2025
EITM: Shallowing 6/6/25 | Tell me something, boyAren't you tired tryna fill that void?
EITM: Speed Thrills But Spills 6/6/25 | Plus more ways to stink up the car.
EITM: Enter Taxman 6/6/25 | Metalli-WHAT?
Thu Jun 05 2025
EITM: Ramp Down 6/5/25 | Bringing fun to a knife fight.
EITM: Happy Switch 2 Day 6/5/25 | (Except Mike Jones.)
EITM: The Results Are In 6/5/25 | Elliot gets the call from Life Guard Imaging.
Wed Jun 04 2025
EITM: Signing On 6/4/25 | TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIESPLEASE❌❌❌STAND BY
EITM: Legal (And Illegal) Names 6/4/25 | Like it, love it? Or don't want more of it?
EITM: NFEL 6/4/25 | No fire extinguisher league.
EITM: Naegleria Fowleri 6/4/25 | Also known as the brain-eating amoeba.
EITM: I'm Background 6/4/25 | And I'm an actor.
EITM: Calling Bennett Zier 6/4/25 | Such a strange situation.
EITM: Picking Sides 6/4/25 | On locks.
EITM: Swiped 6/4/25 | Extorted then Left™ Right®.
Tue Jun 03 2025
EITM: Dating Inexpertly 6/3/25 | Boo heights?
Mon Jun 02 2025
EITM: Elliot's Weekend 6/2/25 | E needs to thank his lucky stars, Alan May and Karl Alzner.
Fri May 30 2025
Thu May 29 2025
EITM: Scripps National Spelling Bee 5/29/25 | Fantasy Draft 2025!
EITM: Beniha-HA! 5/29/25 | Very funny.
Wed May 28 2025
EITM: Body Scannin', Body Scannin' 5/28/25 | We be getting down...to Tampa.
EITM: UNO 5/28/25 | The world's most beloved card game?
EITM: 4 Your Health 5/28/25 | With surprise guest Juliana Valencia!
Tue May 27 2025
EITM: Hydrocephalus 5/27/25 | Billy Joel recently announced that he has been diagnosed with normal pressure hydrocephalus, or NPH.
EITM: David Lee Thirsty 5/27/25 | There might be a little dust on the bottle.
Mon May 26 2025
Fri May 23 2025
EITM: The Good Touch 5/23/25 | Is there one when it comes to strangers?
EITM: The Proclaimer 2/27/25 | But I would walk five thousand miles?
Wed Feb 26 2025
EITM: In-Flight Pronouncements 2/26/25 | Armrest in peace.
Tue Feb 25 2025
EITM: Beyond The Gates 2/25/25 | Doesn't take much to make me happy!
EITM: Joe Beninati 2/25/25 | Washington Capitals play-by-play announcer Joe B on The Gr8 Chase's TV schedule, wanting Ovechkin to "beat goaltenders" for Gretzky's record, and broadcasting partner Craig Laughlin's recovery from open-heart surgery.
EITM: Rager Management 2/25/25 | Controlling yourself on the road.
Mon Feb 24 2025
EITM: Career Dreamer 2/24/25 | Ooh,__ Career________ Dream-er!
Fri Feb 21 2025
EITM: We're The Null Family From— 2/21/25 | #NULL!
EITM: Master The Bait 2/21/25 | Third time's a charm?
EITM: Gyno Worries 2/21/25 | Vagina matata.
Thu Feb 20 2025
EITM: Get Some Rest...aurant 2/20/25 | From hospital to hospitality.
EITM: Brainerd Diarrhea 2/20/25 | When you're a Minnesotan and you feel a sudden explosion.
Wed Feb 19 2025
EITM: Signing On 2/19/25 | In this egg-conomy?!
EITM: Radio Stunt 2/19/25 | Sorry, STUNT on radio.
Tue Feb 18 2025
EITM: WITH LOVE 2/18/25 | ❤️ ?8·93
EITM: Musical Anhedonia 2/18/25 | Are we familiar?
Mon Feb 17 2025
EITM: Intussusception 2/17/25 | An update from Capitals PA announcer Wes Johnson.
Fri Feb 14 2025
EITM: Signing On 2/14/25 | Beep-beep'm-beep-beep, yeah!
EITM: Stupid Cupids 2/14/25 | "I'm going to be very honsest, I'm a touch insulted..."
Thu Feb 13 2025
EITM: Too Fast 2/13/25 | Too curious.
EITM: Shame Sell 2/13/25 | A mortification mortgage.
Wed Feb 12 2025
EITM: Pet Sematary 2/12/25 | I do wanna be buried?
EITM: Smellfies 2/12/25 | For sale!
Tue Feb 11 2025
EITM: Eggman 2/11/25 | Just what the doctor ordered?
EITM: Valentine's Skate Idea 2/11/25 | A Casey study.
Mon Feb 10 2025
EITM: Skeet-Skeet 2/10/25 | Trap-Trap!
EITM: J-O-S-H-U-A! JOSHUA!! 2/10/25 | "Go Birds!"
EITM: TrollTunes 2/10/25 | Sorry, TouchTunes.
EITM: Skeet-Skeet 2/20/25 | Trap-Trap!
Fri Feb 07 2025
EITM: Wolf Trap Animal Rescue 2/7/25 | "This past Saturday morning, one of our worst nightmares came true."
EITM: Bathpool 2/7/25 | And neither the village nor hamlet in England.
EITM: He He He 2/7/25 | Or, more accurately, a mixture of helium and air.
Thu Feb 06 2025
EITM: When The School Has Called Up Yondr 2/6/25 | Are spaces actually phone-free?
EITM: Ick Mustache 2/6/25 | Got breast milk?
Wed Feb 05 2025
EITM: Coffee Break 2/5/25 | First spill of '25!
Tue Feb 04 2025
EITM interviews Sam Morril | EITM interviews Sam Morril
EITM: First Date Brick? 2/4/25 | First date brick!
EITM: Scary 'Taire 2/4/25 | Wishlist now?
Mon Feb 03 2025
EITM: Wes Johnson 2/3/25 | "This has been my George Bailey moment, you know?" Back home from Emory University Hospital in Atlanta, Wes Johnson checks in with Elliot In The Morning.
EITM: And I Know That You Think It's Just A Fantasy 2/3/25 | But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me!
EITM: The Newly Mad Game 5/22/24 | How well do you know your co-worker?
EITM: The Secret Sauce? 5/22/24 | No secret sauce. (And cycling.)
Tue May 21 2024
EITM: Alternative Bachelor Nation 5/21/24 | Put on your thinking caps then your party hats!
EITM: Shopping For Secrets 5/21/24 | Grab bag or crap bag?
EITM: Drew Wilder On Ashley Madison 5/21/24 | The NBC4 reporter checks in to talk about the new Netflix series, "Sex, Lies & Scandal."
Mon May 20 2024
EITM: One Of Your Grills 5/20/24 | Always good to avoid giving birthday gifts that start fires.
EITM: MyRacehorse 5/20/24 | What's better than a Preakness-winning horse owner? Two of 'em!
EITM: Beach Sandwiches 5/20/24 | Elliot will be checking all coolers as you head out for MDW.
Fri May 17 2024
EITM: Kidney1 5/17/24 | When Josh posts, 'Fun Fact: I can inner voice every word to Cantaloop,' it's time to cue up everyone's favorite British jazz rap group... Us3!!
EITM: 30 Years To Mars 5/17/24 | "Human city" or not humanly possible?
EITM: The Inner Voice 5/17/24 | Wait, why isn't Krysten turning her chair?
Thu May 16 2024
EITM: The First And Second Wives Club 5/16/24 | Friends with nemesis'...new spouse!
EITM: Puppy Puppy Shake 5/16/24 | For goodness' sake.
Wed May 15 2024
EITM: #TheDisneyDecision 5/15/24 | What are you going to do next?
EITM: Elizabeth Tennyson 5/9/24 | The Aircraft Owners and Pilots Association (AOPA) COO talks Saturday's National Celebration of General Aviation DC Flyover and more.
EITM: Matchmaker, Matchmaker 5/9/24 | Make Jen a match!
Wed May 08 2024
EITM: Back In My School Days 5/8/24 | We could smoke barefoot in the snow.
EITM: We'll Make Great Sex 5/8/24 | When pet owners heavy pet.
Tue May 07 2024
EITM: Buy Nothing 5/7/24 | Group project, anyone?
EITM: Time Of The Year 5/7/24 | When a period becomes an exclamation point.
Mon May 06 2024
EITM: Just A Little Stroke 5/6/24 | The comedic effects.
Fri May 03 2024
EITM: Bond In Motion 5/3/24 | EITM's night of 007.
EITM: Los Desempleados 5/3/24 | An update from Carlos'n Party himself.
EITM: Hutment Time Machine 5/3/24 | It must be some kinda, no?
Thu May 02 2024
EITM: Songs. Bond Songs 5/2/24 | A lot of Sean Connery. And a lot of Shirley Bassey. Oh, and also a ranked list of the themes.
EITM: Carlos'n Party 5/2/24 | LosOnAir may be no more.
Wed May 01 2024
EITM: Debt & Bankruptcies 5/1/24 | Cash-based competiton is coming soon to D&B!
EITM: Force Or Divorce 5/1/24 | But once a confesser, always a cheater, right?
Tue Apr 30 2024
EITM: Yo's 'Zilian 4/30/24 | Generally, it isn't nice to talk about someone when they're not hair.
EITM: Waiting Patiently 4/30/24 | How long is too long at a doctor's office?
Mon Apr 29 2024
EITM: Signing On 4/29/24 | "Thank You, Goodnight" and the Capitals.
Fri Apr 26 2024
EITM: Alan May 4/26/24 | Monumental Sports Network analyst Alan May previews the hockey weekend ahead, as the Caps-Rangers Stanley Cup Playoffs series shifts home to Capital One Arena.
EITM: I Journaled A Journal 4/26/24 | I dreamed?
EITM: Laid On 4/26/24 | Let go, but still employed.
Thu Apr 25 2024
EITM: Take Your Kids To Work Day 4/25/24 | The highlights.
Wed Apr 24 2024
EITM: Robin From Richmond 4/24/24 | Lays an onion!
EITM: Terminal Lucidity 4/24/24 | AKA the "rally" or the "bounce-back."
Tue Apr 23 2024
EITM: Sleep To Dream 4/23/24 | And I do go to?
EITM: Dizzy Trip 4/23/24 | Magic Kingdom and back.
Mon Apr 22 2024
EITM: Signing On 4/22/24 | Oxford and Cleveland, Ohio.
EITM: Britain's Got Talent 4/22/24 | Kimycola recaps her night one audition.
Fri Apr 19 2024
Thu Apr 18 2024
EITM: Harder Than It Looks 4/18/24 | Radio? Oh god no!
EITM interviews Tom Wilson | EITM interviews Tom Wilson
EITM interviews Matthew Broussard | EITM interviews Matthew Broussard
Wed Apr 17 2024
EITM: Aircheck 4/17/24 | It's your boy, Party Lucc!
EITM: Joe B 4/17/24 | Monumental Sports Network Capitals play-by-play announcer Joe Beninati chats about the Caps' win in Philly and previews the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
Tue Apr 16 2024
EITM: Remember When We Called That Other Radio Station? 4/16/24 | Sorrey.
EITM: Party Lucc! 4/16/24 | (And Party FINCH!!)
Mon Apr 15 2024
EITM: Chicken On The Tube 4/15/24 | But that doesn't mean you can't be into erotic asphyxiation!
EITM: I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, And Logged In 4/15/24 | Wait, did someone get nights?
Fri Apr 12 2024
EITM: You're At The Masters! 4/12/24 | ＡＵＧＵＳＴＡ ＮＡＴＩＯＮＡＬ ＧＯＬＦ ＣＬＵＢ
EITM: Employee Survey 4/12/24 | 2K24!!
EITM: Golden Bachelor Bombshell 4/12/24 | Waking and breaking the big news to superfan/celebrity chef Steve Mannino.
Thu Apr 11 2024
EITM: God Save The Burp Queen 4/11/24 | World record holder Kimycola heads to England.
EITM: Carmen And Lupita Andrade 4/11/24 | Hensel who?
Wed Apr 10 2024
EITM: Just Shred 4/10/24 | In the future, one bin is the law.
EITM: Richard Lee 4/10/24 | The CEO of table tennis and pickleball manufacturer JOOLA is moving in down the street.
EITM: Scrabble Together 4/10/24 | Or not.
Tue Apr 09 2024
EITM: Dr. Amber Straughn 4/9/24 | The NASA astrophysicist recaps her trip to see the eclipse and more.
EITM: Addicts Hypothesis 4/9/24 | There are no healthy addictions.
Mon Apr 08 2024
EITM: Blow Your Tops Off World Tour 4/8/24 | Hands-up comedy with Bert Kreischer.
EITM: Is There A Doctor On Board? 4/8/24 | Let's go ahead and declare an emergency landing...
Fri Apr 05 2024
EITM: A Sideswipe Whenever You Need One 4/5/24 | UberCollisional
EITM: Greatest Basslines Of All Time 4/5/24 | Mouth bass!
Thu Apr 04 2024
EITM: Everyone's A Little Bit Brace-ist 4/4/24 | Everyone makes judgments based on non-corrective orthodontia.
EITM: Pasta Pieces 4/4/24 | Can what you hear change how you taste?
Wed Apr 03 2024
EITM: Signing On 4/3/24 | Diane's been made aware of some scenarios and more.
EITM: It's Not Line Cutting 4/3/24 | Well, it is, actually, but it's also line hacking!
Tue Apr 02 2024
EITM: Smelbany 4/2/24 | Found something to do!
EITM: Battle Of The Cortexes 4/2/24 | Like Bobby Riggs and Billie Jean King — minus actual tennis.
Mon Apr 01 2024
EITM: Overrated Tourist Attractions 4/1/24 | Trip or skip?
EITM: The Big Doze 4/1/24 | Nodding off to get...there.
Fri Mar 29 2024
EITM: Conjoined In Holy Matrimony 3/29/24 | Abby and Brittany Hensel are back with some exciting old news.
EITM: Hot Cross Buns 3/29/24 | Food Friday.
EITM: Termassager 3/29/24 | Rise of the machines.
Thu Mar 28 2024
EITM: Signing On 3/28/24 | Baseball, Monumental, and more.
EITM: If You Have No Daughters 3/28/24 | Give them to your sons!
Wed Mar 27 2024
EITM: Poke Hole 3/27/24 | A piercing problem and an...other problem.
Tue Mar 26 2024
EITM: 3 Body Problem 3/26/24 | 0̵̠͉̘͔͛̿͂̏͌́́̕5̵̡̢̬̫̯̗̱͠:̴̨̦͓̗̬̺̔͐̈́͗͌̈́̉͝ͅ4̵̬̬͔͈̖̹̈́̃̏̋̈̀8̷͍̐͂͛͆̌̀̚:̶̛̛̰̜̣̬̈́̐̅̿́͠0̸̱͇̬͖̻̦̍͊̽͌0̷̥͙̠̲̾̒̓̇̈́̇͆̌̿͝
Mon Mar 25 2024
EITM: Lingerie On Spot-Check 3/25/24 | How much you got?
EITM: Ultimate Fighting & Ultramarathon 3/25/24 | The Barkley is worse than the bite.
Fri Mar 22 2024
EITM: Blue October Soundcheck Experience 3/22/24 | A recap.
Thu Mar 21 2024
EITM: The Bad Foot Clinic 3/21/24 | THE FOLLOWING CLIP CONTAINS AUDIO THAT SOME LISTENERS MAY FIND UPSETTING
EITM: Hall Pass 3/21/24 | Wait, pass...es?
EITM: Car Horn 3/21/24 | HONK IF YOU LOVEANIMATED DITTIES
Wed Mar 20 2024
EITM: Karl Alzner 3/20/24 | Former Washington Capitals defenseman Karl Alzner and his wife, Mandy, on their foundation's upcoming charity event, Chris Simon, and more.
EITM: Scary And I Know It 3/20/24 | Wriggle, wriggle, wriggle, wriggle, wriggle, no.
EITM: FlingGolf 3/12/24 | The future of the fair-wait, Krysten has something to say.
Mon Mar 11 2024
EITM: Travel Tears 3/11/24 | Cry the friendly skies.
EITM: Adoption Lament 3/11/24 | Tell your dog I said bye.
Fri Mar 08 2024
EITM interviews Tom Papa | EITM interviews Tom Papa
EITM: Cheat Code 3/8/24 | What do parents do when their own kids are cheating on relationships?
EITM: The Movie (Title Drop) Game 3/8/24 | Speaking of cheats, did somebody do just that?
Thu Mar 07 2024
EITM: Speed Dating 3/7/24 | Sick of the apps? Let's *DING*...go.
EITM: Decoy Duck 3/7/24 | Youuu're collectible!
EITM: Strands 3/7/24 | Uncover words.
Wed Mar 06 2024
EITM: Type 1 3/6/24 | DAYONEISH
EITM: Partner's In Crime 3/6/24 | But I had nothing to do with it!
Tue Mar 05 2024
EITM: W&OMG 3/5/24 | Lisa Abrahams on what happened when her husband, Lincoln, got shocked biking the Washington & Old Dominion Trail over the weekend.
EITM: Talk That Box 3/5/24 | By...naming that tune!
EITM: Hard Hitting The Slopes Questions 1/29/24 | Those who can't ski (or snowboard), tube?
Fri Jan 26 2024
EITM: SHAED 1/26/24 | Surprise! On the phone!
Thu Jan 25 2024
EITM: Dialect Experience Modulates Cue Reliance In Sociolinguistic Convergence 1/25/24 | Do hwat?
Wed Jan 24 2024
EITM: Can You Find Me Somebody Who Has Robbed A Bank? 1/24/24 | Oh! Line 5?
Tue Jan 23 2024
EITM: The 25 Greatest Billy Joel Songs 1/23/24 | Of all time.
Mon Jan 22 2024
EITM: Love & Translation 1/22/24 | Sundays at 10/9c on TLC!
EITM: Running Into Your Boss 1/22/24 | (After calling out sick.)
Fri Jan 19 2024
EITM: Are We Dating The Same Guy? 1/19/24 | Well, no. You are engaged.
EITM: Are You A Hoser? 1/19/24 | Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo.
Thu Jan 18 2024
EITM: TMJD 1/18/24 | Or as Krysten calls it, "ᴛᴍᴊᴅ."
Wed Jan 17 2024
EITM: Elliot Plow 1/17/24 | You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. Plow?
Tue Jan 16 2024
EITM: Jay Phone 1/16/24 | BIRDCALLS!
Mon Jan 15 2024
EITM: The 20 Greatest Grateful Dead Songs 1/15/24 | Of all time.
Fri Jan 12 2024
EITM: Donnie Simpson 1/12/24 | Surprise! On the phone!
Thu Jan 11 2024
EITM: Scattergories 1/11/24 | The classic fast-thinking game — now available on the radio!
Wed Jan 10 2024
EITM: Artificial Intelligence Customer Service 1/10/24 | Thank you for calling. My name is Local Bill.
Tue Jan 09 2024
EITM: Pop-Up Nuptials 1/9/24 | Who threw a wedding at Mansion Society without the owners' consent?
Mon Jan 08 2024
EITM: Sheepwalking 1/8/24 | Anyone (else) know the Cochrans?
EITM: I Could Hide Out Under There 1/8/24 | I just made you say "underwear."
Sat Jan 06 2024
Fri Jan 05 2024
EITM: Most Glass Bottles Trapped With A Slinky In One Minute 1/5/24 | Startin' off the year with another world record attempt!
Thu Jan 04 2024
EITM: Exercise Y'all 1/4/24 | The yoga ball stability chair appears to be the office's first fitness trend for 2024. How would that work in the studio?
Wed Jan 03 2024
EITM: Studio Darts Championship 1/3/24 | Segal 🆚 Stupar
EITM: Ammonia Inhalants 1/3/24 | Smell test!
Wed Jan 03 2024
EITM: Studio Darts Championship 1/3/24 | Segal 🆚 Stupar
EITM: Ammonia Inhalants 1/3/24 | Smell test!
Tue Jan 02 2024
EITM: Maria's An Asset To Ashland 1/2/24 | Did we know Krysten had an exchange student?
EITM: Smells Like Hartshorn Spirit 1/2/24 | Hello, hello, hello, how sal?
Tue Jan 02 2024
EITM: Maria's An Asset To Ashland 1/2/24 | Did we know Krysten had an exchange student?
EITM: Smells Like Hartshorn Spirit 1/2/24 | Hello, hello, hello, how sal?
Mon Jan 01 2024
Fri Dec 29 2023
Thu Dec 28 2023
Wed Dec 27 2023
Tue Dec 26 2023
Mon Dec 25 2023
Fri Dec 22 2023
Thu Dec 21 2023
Wed Dec 20 2023
EITM: Vocal Cord Paralysis 12/20/23 | A wicked case of COVID.
Tue Dec 19 2023
EITM: The Yardman 12/19/23 | From Death Valley, I give you...another inflatable!
EITM: Once A Cheater 12/19/23 | Always a blamer.
Mon Dec 18 2023
EITM: Ketamine 12/18/23 | And its effects, clinically as well as recreationally.
EITM: Hollywood Buck 12/18/23 | Investigating the news surrounding Richmond's nationally known deer.
Fri Dec 15 2023
EITM: Mike's Bike 12/15/23 | Someone stole Krysten's husband's motorcycle.
EITM: I Now Pronounce You As What? 8/16/23 | But that's not how it's spelled!
Tue Aug 15 2023
EITM: Safe Street 8/15/23 | Specifically, 3128 Greenmount Ave. at Red Emma's in Waverly.
Mon Aug 14 2023
EITM: Yoseph's Last Day 8/14/23 | But not in the States!
Fri Aug 11 2023
Thu Aug 10 2023
EITM: Back(pack) To School 8/10/23 | Is it career day already?
EITM: Fake-Ass Hitch 8/10/23 | Bogus weddings don't happen all the time—wait, what's that Krysten?
Wed Aug 09 2023
EITM: Gen Con Indy 2023 8/9/23 | And Shan-non, lady from the early 2000s!
Tue Aug 08 2023
EITM: The Ding Of Sportsbooks' Error 8/8/23 | A conversation following up with the Fairfax County teacher that started it all.
EITM: HOT Package 8/8/23 | HiddenObviously suspicious& not Typical.
Mon Aug 07 2023
EITM: The Quest Weekend 8/7/23 | Uncovering the secrets of Loch Ness.
EITM: Checkin'! w/ Krysten 8/7/23 | Not a check-in, no, she's talkin' ticks.
Fri Aug 04 2023
EITM: Please Report Any Unattended Luggage 8/4/23 | A baggage brainteaser.
Thu Aug 03 2023
EITM: Light Moves 8/3/23 | Well, not at all actually. It's still all your crap just none of the distance!
EITM: Mustard Skittles Taste Test 8/3/23 | Emily & Gage had one job and did it.
EITM: Sup Doc 8/3/23 | Date me?
Wed Aug 02 2023
EITM: Kimycola, You Are Officially Amazing 8/2/23 | The loudest burp (female) is 107.3 db (C-weighted) and was achieved by Kimberly Winter (USA) in Rockville, Maryland, USA, on 28 April 2023.
Tue Aug 01 2023
EITM: E Bikes? No, E-Bikes! 8/1/23 | Where are we on electronic bicycles?
EITM: Leper Colloquy 8/1/23 | Plus polio palaver!
Mon Jul 31 2023
EITM: Crohn’s Phones 7/31/23 | Q&Anus.
Fri Jul 28 2023
EITM: The Largest Pop! Transaction Ever 7/28/23 | Sounds...Funko.
Thu Jul 27 2023
EITM: Did You Know The Human Hand Weighs One Pound? 7/27/23 | Jerry?
Wed Jul 26 2023
EITM: Mustard Skittles 7/26/23 | NOW HIRING!
Tue Jul 25 2023
EITM: Breakin' Off Tha Toilet 7/25/23 | Who bun it?
Mon Jul 24 2023
EITM: Gossip Galley 7/24/23 | E's dropping in on a kitchen convo again.
Fri Jul 21 2023
EITM: Brandon Noble 7/21/23 | The morning after the Washington Commanders sale, the former player has some thoughts.
EITM: R.I.P. Tony Bennett 7/21/23 | Remembering the legendary crooner.
EITM: That Time Of The Month 7/20/23 | For subscription boxes!
Wed Jul 19 2023
EITM: You Can't Make An Omelette Without... 7/19/23 | Breaking a few eggs!
Tue Jul 18 2023
EITM: Jailbreaking The Water 7/18/23 | Pregnant in prison.
EITM: Hockey Hotel 7/18/23 | AITA?
Mon Jul 17 2023
EITM: Hot Fries. Hot Fries! HOT! FRIES!! 7/17/23 | The Andy Capp effect.
EITM: The Meteorite Woman 7/17/23 | Poom!
Fri Jul 14 2023
EITM: Etymology Of The Word "Beaver" In Relation To Vagina 7/14/23 | By Jamie G. sourced by Haley M. and Casey Y.
Thu Jul 13 2023
EITM: Dating A Future Celebrity 7/13/23 | From 'The New York Times Magazine' "Ethicist" to Josh's mom.
Wed Jul 12 2023
EITM: Dr. Amber Straughn 7/12/23 | The NASA astrophysicist celebrates one year of James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) science operations with the release of a new image.
EITM: Longevity Clinics 7/12/23 | Who needs one when Diane's figuring it out all on her own?
Tue Jul 11 2023
EITM: The Sound Of Silence 7/11/23 | Hello, Diane, my old friend...
EITM: This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Stories 7/11/23 | Maybe one day, Elliot and Jeff will build a home together.
Mon Jul 10 2023
EITM: Resignation Rescission 7/10/23 | How does one unsend the letter?
Fri Jul 07 2023
Thu Jul 06 2023
Wed Jul 05 2023
Tue Jul 04 2023
Mon Jul 03 2023
Fri Jun 30 2023
EITM: Money Talks, Wealth Whispers 6/30/23 | And those without call the radio.