EITM: The Newly Mad Game 5/22/24 | How well do you know your co-worker?
EITM: The Secret Sauce? 5/22/24 | No secret sauce. (And cycling.)
Tue May 21 2024
EITM: Alternative Bachelor Nation 5/21/24 | Put on your thinking caps then your party hats!
EITM: Shopping For Secrets 5/21/24 | Grab bag or crap bag?
EITM: Drew Wilder On Ashley Madison 5/21/24 | The NBC4 reporter checks in to talk about the new Netflix series, "Sex, Lies & Scandal."
Mon May 20 2024
EITM: One Of Your Grills 5/20/24 | Always good to avoid giving birthday gifts that start fires.
EITM: MyRacehorse 5/20/24 | What's better than a Preakness-winning horse owner? Two of 'em!
EITM: Beach Sandwiches 5/20/24 | Elliot will be checking all coolers as you head out for MDW.
Fri May 17 2024
EITM: Kidney1 5/17/24 | When Josh posts, 'Fun Fact: I can inner voice every word to Cantaloop,' it's time to cue up everyone's favorite British jazz rap group... Us3!!
EITM: 30 Years To Mars 5/17/24 | "Human city" or not humanly possible?
EITM: The Inner Voice 5/17/24 | Wait, why isn't Krysten turning her chair?
Thu May 16 2024
EITM: The First And Second Wives Club 5/16/24 | Friends with nemesis'...new spouse!
EITM: Puppy Puppy Shake 5/16/24 | For goodness' sake.
Wed May 15 2024
EITM: #TheDisneyDecision 5/15/24 | What are you going to do next?
EITM: Elizabeth Tennyson 5/9/24 | The Aircraft Owners and Pilots Association (AOPA) COO talks Saturday's National Celebration of General Aviation DC Flyover and more.
EITM: Matchmaker, Matchmaker 5/9/24 | Make Jen a match!
Wed May 08 2024
EITM: Back In My School Days 5/8/24 | We could smoke barefoot in the snow.
EITM: We'll Make Great Sex 5/8/24 | When pet owners heavy pet.
Tue May 07 2024
EITM: Buy Nothing 5/7/24 | Group project, anyone?
EITM: Time Of The Year 5/7/24 | When a period becomes an exclamation point.
Mon May 06 2024
EITM: Just A Little Stroke 5/6/24 | The comedic effects.
Fri May 03 2024
EITM: Bond In Motion 5/3/24 | EITM's night of 007.
EITM: Los Desempleados 5/3/24 | An update from Carlos'n Party himself.
EITM: Hutment Time Machine 5/3/24 | It must be some kinda, no?
Thu May 02 2024
EITM: Songs. Bond Songs 5/2/24 | A lot of Sean Connery. And a lot of Shirley Bassey. Oh, and also a ranked list of the themes.
EITM: Carlos'n Party 5/2/24 | LosOnAir may be no more.
Wed May 01 2024
EITM: Debt & Bankruptcies 5/1/24 | Cash-based competiton is coming soon to D&B!
EITM: Force Or Divorce 5/1/24 | But once a confesser, always a cheater, right?
Tue Apr 30 2024
EITM: Yo's 'Zilian 4/30/24 | Generally, it isn't nice to talk about someone when they're not hair.
EITM: Waiting Patiently 4/30/24 | How long is too long at a doctor's office?
Mon Apr 29 2024
EITM: Signing On 4/29/24 | "Thank You, Goodnight" and the Capitals.
Fri Apr 26 2024
EITM: Alan May 4/26/24 | Monumental Sports Network analyst Alan May previews the hockey weekend ahead, as the Caps-Rangers Stanley Cup Playoffs series shifts home to Capital One Arena.
EITM: I Journaled A Journal 4/26/24 | I dreamed?
EITM: Laid On 4/26/24 | Let go, but still employed.
Thu Apr 25 2024
EITM: Take Your Kids To Work Day 4/25/24 | The highlights.
Wed Apr 24 2024
EITM: Robin From Richmond 4/24/24 | Lays an onion!
EITM: Terminal Lucidity 4/24/24 | AKA the "rally" or the "bounce-back."
Tue Apr 23 2024
EITM: Sleep To Dream 4/23/24 | And I do go to?
EITM: Dizzy Trip 4/23/24 | Magic Kingdom and back.
Mon Apr 22 2024
EITM: Signing On 4/22/24 | Oxford and Cleveland, Ohio.
EITM: Britain's Got Talent 4/22/24 | Kimycola recaps her night one audition.
Thu Apr 18 2024
EITM: Harder Than It Looks 4/18/24 | Radio? Oh god no!
EITM interviews Tom Wilson | EITM interviews Tom Wilson
EITM interviews Matthew Broussard | EITM interviews Matthew Broussard
Wed Apr 17 2024
EITM: Aircheck 4/17/24 | It's your boy, Party Lucc!
EITM: Joe B 4/17/24 | Monumental Sports Network Capitals play-by-play announcer Joe Beninati chats about the Caps' win in Philly and previews the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
Tue Apr 16 2024
EITM: Remember When We Called That Other Radio Station? 4/16/24 | Sorrey.
EITM: Party Lucc! 4/16/24 | (And Party FINCH!!)
Mon Apr 15 2024
EITM: Chicken On The Tube 4/15/24 | But that doesn't mean you can't be into erotic asphyxiation!
EITM: I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, And Logged In 4/15/24 | Wait, did someone get nights?
Fri Apr 12 2024
EITM: You're At The Masters! 4/12/24 | ＡＵＧＵＳＴＡ ＮＡＴＩＯＮＡＬ ＧＯＬＦ ＣＬＵＢ
EITM: Employee Survey 4/12/24 | 2K24!!
EITM: Golden Bachelor Bombshell 4/12/24 | Waking and breaking the big news to superfan/celebrity chef Steve Mannino.
Thu Apr 11 2024
EITM: God Save The Burp Queen 4/11/24 | World record holder Kimycola heads to England.
EITM: Carmen And Lupita Andrade 4/11/24 | Hensel who?
Wed Apr 10 2024
EITM: Just Shred 4/10/24 | In the future, one bin is the law.
EITM: Richard Lee 4/10/24 | The CEO of table tennis and pickleball manufacturer JOOLA is moving in down the street.
EITM: Scrabble Together 4/10/24 | Or not.
Tue Apr 09 2024
EITM: Dr. Amber Straughn 4/9/24 | The NASA astrophysicist recaps her trip to see the eclipse and more.
EITM: Addicts Hypothesis 4/9/24 | There are no healthy addictions.
Mon Apr 08 2024
EITM: Blow Your Tops Off World Tour 4/8/24 | Hands-up comedy with Bert Kreischer.
EITM: Is There A Doctor On Board? 4/8/24 | Let's go ahead and declare an emergency landing...
Fri Apr 05 2024
EITM: A Sideswipe Whenever You Need One 4/5/24 | UberCollisional
EITM: Greatest Basslines Of All Time 4/5/24 | Mouth bass!
Thu Apr 04 2024
EITM: Everyone's A Little Bit Brace-ist 4/4/24 | Everyone makes judgments based on non-corrective orthodontia.
EITM: Pasta Pieces 4/4/24 | Can what you hear change how you taste?
Wed Apr 03 2024
EITM: Signing On 4/3/24 | Diane's been made aware of some scenarios and more.
EITM: It's Not Line Cutting 4/3/24 | Well, it is, actually, but it's also line hacking!
Tue Apr 02 2024
EITM: Smelbany 4/2/24 | Found something to do!
EITM: Battle Of The Cortexes 4/2/24 | Like Bobby Riggs and Billie Jean King — minus actual tennis.
Mon Apr 01 2024
EITM: Overrated Tourist Attractions 4/1/24 | Trip or skip?
EITM: The Big Doze 4/1/24 | Nodding off to get...there.
Fri Mar 29 2024
EITM: Conjoined In Holy Matrimony 3/29/24 | Abby and Brittany Hensel are back with some exciting old news.
EITM: Hot Cross Buns 3/29/24 | Food Friday.
EITM: Termassager 3/29/24 | Rise of the machines.
Thu Mar 28 2024
EITM: Signing On 3/28/24 | Baseball, Monumental, and more.
EITM: If You Have No Daughters 3/28/24 | Give them to your sons!
Wed Mar 27 2024
EITM: Poke Hole 3/27/24 | A piercing problem and an...other problem.
Tue Mar 26 2024
EITM: 3 Body Problem 3/26/24 | 0̵̠͉̘͔͛̿͂̏͌́́̕5̵̡̢̬̫̯̗̱͠:̴̨̦͓̗̬̺̔͐̈́͗͌̈́̉͝ͅ4̵̬̬͔͈̖̹̈́̃̏̋̈̀8̷͍̐͂͛͆̌̀̚:̶̛̛̰̜̣̬̈́̐̅̿́͠0̸̱͇̬͖̻̦̍͊̽͌0̷̥͙̠̲̾̒̓̇̈́̇͆̌̿͝
Mon Mar 25 2024
EITM: Lingerie On Spot-Check 3/25/24 | How much you got?
EITM: Ultimate Fighting & Ultramarathon 3/25/24 | The Barkley is worse than the bite.
Fri Mar 22 2024
EITM: Blue October Soundcheck Experience 3/22/24 | A recap.
Thu Mar 21 2024
EITM: The Bad Foot Clinic 3/21/24 | THE FOLLOWING CLIP CONTAINS AUDIO THAT SOME LISTENERS MAY FIND UPSETTING
EITM: Hall Pass 3/21/24 | Wait, pass...es?
EITM: Car Horn 3/21/24 | HONK IF YOU LOVEANIMATED DITTIES
Wed Mar 20 2024
EITM: Karl Alzner 3/20/24 | Former Washington Capitals defenseman Karl Alzner and his wife, Mandy, on their foundation's upcoming charity event, Chris Simon, and more.
EITM: Scary And I Know It 3/20/24 | Wriggle, wriggle, wriggle, wriggle, wriggle, no.
EITM: FlingGolf 3/12/24 | The future of the fair-wait, Krysten has something to say.
Mon Mar 11 2024
EITM: Travel Tears 3/11/24 | Cry the friendly skies.
EITM: Adoption Lament 3/11/24 | Tell your dog I said bye.
Fri Mar 08 2024
EITM interviews Tom Papa | EITM interviews Tom Papa
EITM: Cheat Code 3/8/24 | What do parents do when their own kids are cheating on relationships?
EITM: The Movie (Title Drop) Game 3/8/24 | Speaking of cheats, did somebody do just that?
Thu Mar 07 2024
EITM: Speed Dating 3/7/24 | Sick of the apps? Let's *DING*...go.
EITM: Decoy Duck 3/7/24 | Youuu're collectible!
EITM: Strands 3/7/24 | Uncover words.
Wed Mar 06 2024
EITM: Type 1 3/6/24 | DAYONEISH
EITM: Partner's In Crime 3/6/24 | But I had nothing to do with it!
Tue Mar 05 2024
EITM: W&OMG 3/5/24 | Lisa Abrahams on what happened when her husband, Lincoln, got shocked biking the Washington & Old Dominion Trail over the weekend.
EITM: Talk That Box 3/5/24 | By...naming that tune!
EITM: Hard Hitting The Slopes Questions 1/29/24 | Those who can't ski (or snowboard), tube?
Fri Jan 26 2024
EITM: SHAED 1/26/24 | Surprise! On the phone!
Thu Jan 25 2024
EITM: Dialect Experience Modulates Cue Reliance In Sociolinguistic Convergence 1/25/24 | Do hwat?
Wed Jan 24 2024
EITM: Can You Find Me Somebody Who Has Robbed A Bank? 1/24/24 | Oh! Line 5?
Tue Jan 23 2024
EITM: The 25 Greatest Billy Joel Songs 1/23/24 | Of all time.
Mon Jan 22 2024
EITM: Love & Translation 1/22/24 | Sundays at 10/9c on TLC!
EITM: Running Into Your Boss 1/22/24 | (After calling out sick.)
Fri Jan 19 2024
EITM: Are We Dating The Same Guy? 1/19/24 | Well, no. You are engaged.
EITM: Are You A Hoser? 1/19/24 | Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo.
Thu Jan 18 2024
EITM: TMJD 1/18/24 | Or as Krysten calls it, "ᴛᴍᴊᴅ."
Wed Jan 17 2024
EITM: Elliot Plow 1/17/24 | You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. Plow?
Tue Jan 16 2024
EITM: Jay Phone 1/16/24 | BIRDCALLS!
Mon Jan 15 2024
EITM: The 20 Greatest Grateful Dead Songs 1/15/24 | Of all time.
Fri Jan 12 2024
EITM: Donnie Simpson 1/12/24 | Surprise! On the phone!
Thu Jan 11 2024
EITM: Scattergories 1/11/24 | The classic fast-thinking game — now available on the radio!
Wed Jan 10 2024
EITM: Artificial Intelligence Customer Service 1/10/24 | Thank you for calling. My name is Local Bill.
Tue Jan 09 2024
EITM: Pop-Up Nuptials 1/9/24 | Who threw a wedding at Mansion Society without the owners' consent?
Mon Jan 08 2024
EITM: Sheepwalking 1/8/24 | Anyone (else) know the Cochrans?
EITM: I Could Hide Out Under There 1/8/24 | I just made you say "underwear."
Fri Jan 05 2024
EITM: Most Glass Bottles Trapped With A Slinky In One Minute 1/5/24 | Startin' off the year with another world record attempt!
Thu Jan 04 2024
EITM: Exercise Y'all 1/4/24 | The yoga ball stability chair appears to be the office's first fitness trend for 2024. How would that work in the studio?
Wed Jan 03 2024
EITM: Studio Darts Championship 1/3/24 | Segal 🆚 Stupar
EITM: Ammonia Inhalants 1/3/24 | Smell test!
Tue Jan 02 2024
EITM: Maria's An Asset To Ashland 1/2/24 | Did we know Krysten had an exchange student?
EITM: Smells Like Hartshorn Spirit 1/2/24 | Hello, hello, hello, how sal?
Wed Dec 20 2023
EITM: Vocal Cord Paralysis 12/20/23 | A wicked case of COVID.
Tue Dec 19 2023
EITM: The Yardman 12/19/23 | From Death Valley, I give you...another inflatable!
EITM: Once A Cheater 12/19/23 | Always a blamer.
Mon Dec 18 2023
EITM: Ketamine 12/18/23 | And its effects, clinically as well as recreationally.
EITM: Hollywood Buck 12/18/23 | Investigating the news surrounding Richmond's nationally known deer.
Fri Dec 15 2023
EITM: Mike's Bike 12/15/23 | Someone stole Krysten's husband's motorcycle.
EITM: I Now Pronounce You As What? 8/16/23 | But that's not how it's spelled!
Tue Aug 15 2023
EITM: Safe Street 8/15/23 | Specifically, 3128 Greenmount Ave. at Red Emma's in Waverly.
Mon Aug 14 2023
EITM: Yoseph's Last Day 8/14/23 | But not in the States!
Fri Aug 11 2023
Thu Aug 10 2023
EITM: Back(pack) To School 8/10/23 | Is it career day already?
EITM: Fake-Ass Hitch 8/10/23 | Bogus weddings don't happen all the time—wait, what's that Krysten?
Wed Aug 09 2023
EITM: Gen Con Indy 2023 8/9/23 | And Shan-non, lady from the early 2000s!
Mon Aug 07 2023
EITM: The Quest Weekend 8/7/23 | Uncovering the secrets of Loch Ness.
EITM: Checkin'! w/ Krysten 8/7/23 | Not a check-in, no, she's talkin' ticks.
Fri Aug 04 2023
EITM: Please Report Any Unattended Luggage 8/4/23 | A baggage brainteaser.
Thu Aug 03 2023
EITM: Light Moves 8/3/23 | Well, not at all actually. It's still all your crap just none of the distance!
EITM: Mustard Skittles Taste Test 8/3/23 | Emily & Gage had one job and did it.
EITM: Sup Doc 8/3/23 | Date me?
Wed Aug 02 2023
EITM: Kimycola, You Are Officially Amazing 8/2/23 | The loudest burp (female) is 107.3 db (C-weighted) and was achieved by Kimberly Winter (USA) in Rockville, Maryland, USA, on 28 April 2023.
Tue Aug 01 2023
EITM: E Bikes? No, E-Bikes! 8/1/23 | Where are we on electronic bicycles?
EITM: Leper Colloquy 8/1/23 | Plus polio palaver!
Mon Jul 31 2023
EITM: Crohn’s Phones 7/31/23 | Q&Anus.
Fri Jul 28 2023
EITM: The Largest Pop! Transaction Ever 7/28/23 | Sounds...Funko.
Thu Jul 27 2023
EITM: Did You Know The Human Hand Weighs One Pound? 7/27/23 | Jerry?
Wed Jul 26 2023
EITM: Mustard Skittles 7/26/23 | NOW HIRING!
Tue Jul 25 2023
EITM: Breakin' Off Tha Toilet 7/25/23 | Who bun it?
Mon Jul 24 2023
EITM: Gossip Galley 7/24/23 | E's dropping in on a kitchen convo again.
Fri Jul 21 2023
EITM: Brandon Noble 7/21/23 | The morning after the Washington Commanders sale, the former player has some thoughts.
EITM: R.I.P. Tony Bennett 7/21/23 | Remembering the legendary crooner.
EITM: That Time Of The Month 7/20/23 | For subscription boxes!
Wed Jul 19 2023
EITM: You Can't Make An Omelette Without... 7/19/23 | Breaking a few eggs!
Tue Jul 18 2023
EITM: Jailbreaking The Water 7/18/23 | Pregnant in prison.
EITM: Hockey Hotel 7/18/23 | AITA?
Mon Jul 17 2023
EITM: Hot Fries. Hot Fries! HOT! FRIES!! 7/17/23 | The Andy Capp effect.
EITM: The Meteorite Woman 7/17/23 | Poom!
Thu Jul 13 2023
EITM: Dating A Future Celebrity 7/13/23 | From 'The New York Times Magazine' "Ethicist" to Josh's mom.
Wed Jul 12 2023
EITM: Dr. Amber Straughn 7/12/23 | The NASA astrophysicist celebrates one year of James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) science operations with the release of a new image.
EITM: Longevity Clinics 7/12/23 | Who needs one when Diane's figuring it out all on her own?
Tue Jul 11 2023
EITM: The Sound Of Silence 7/11/23 | Hello, Diane, my old friend...
EITM: This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Stories 7/11/23 | Maybe one day, Elliot and Jeff will build a home together.
Mon Jul 10 2023
EITM: Resignation Rescission 7/10/23 | How does one unsend the letter?
Fri Jul 07 2023
Wed Jul 05 2023
Tue Jul 04 2023
Mon Jul 03 2023
Fri Jun 30 2023
EITM: Money Talks, Wealth Whispers 6/30/23 | And those without call the radio.