New episodes every day! Here's what we have on tap 🍺:

Tue Jun 25 2024

  • EITM: Where Ya Bin 6/25/24 | More like, where we bin?
  • EITM: The Raw Dog Flies Planes 6/25/24 | Should my ass call somebody?

Mon Jun 24 2024

  • EITM: Signing On 6/24/24 | Up for driving lessons, middle of it at "Fully Loaded," and down the shore.

Fri Jun 21 2024

  • EITM interviews Bert Kreischer, Joe DeRosa & Dan Soder | EITM interviews Bert Kreischer, Joe DeRosa & Dan Soder

Thu Jun 20 2024

  • EITM: Elton Gone 6/20/24 | Somebody to shove behind your framed Dave Pirner photo.

Wed Jun 19 2024

  • EITM: Handlord 6/19/24 | When it comes to apartment living, how do you deal with a loud...masturbator?
  • EITM: Don't Be A Karen...User 6/19/24 | Miss Manners flips the script.

Tue Jun 18 2024

  • EITM interviews Marc Roberge | EITM interviews Marc Roberge
  • EITM: OEWS 6/18/24 | Occupational Employment and Wage Statistics.

Mon Jun 17 2024

  • EITM: Flesh For Everyone 6/17/24 | Kroger? I hardly know her.
  • EITM: Kitty Transplant 6/17/24 | Kitty, Josh. Not kidney. Well...actually, yes. Kitten kidneys.

Fri Jun 14 2024

  • EITM: You Had One Job...Interview 6/14/24 | Fail.
  • EITM: Morning Adventure 6/14/24 | Out-of-office, Mike Jones is also out of surgery.

Thu Jun 13 2024

  • EITM: Digi-rector Of First Impressions 6/13/24 | Hello, this is Kevin...
  • EITM: America's Oldest Organ Donor 6/23/24 | And possibly the world!

Wed Jun 12 2024

  • EITM: Caricatures 6/12/24 | howardsketches.com

Tue Jun 11 2024

  • EITM: Suspicious Finds 6/11/24 | But not illegal!
  • EITM: Something Fishy 6/11/24 | "Why is my hand swollen?"

Mon Jun 10 2024

  • EITM: A First For Krysten 6/10/24 | And a second opinion perhaps for Tyler!

Thu Jun 06 2024

  • EITM: Day Trip To Disney 6/6/24 | A recap.
  • EITM: Say Yellow 6/6/24 | Can we talk about Spirit for one second?
  • EITM: Tom Papa 6/6/24 | Surprise! On the phone!
  • EITM: It's Not A Tumor 6/6/24 | Or is it?

Tue Jun 04 2024

  • EITM: Checking In On Spirit 6/4/24 | We're going to Disney World!

Mon Jun 03 2024

  • EITM: Disney Week 6/3/24 | PMA for WDW!
  • EITM: Reunion Weekend 6/3/24 | 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐧𝐢

Fri May 31 2024

  • EITM: CT Scan 5/31/24 | (Camel...toe.)

Thu May 30 2024

  • EITM: Spelling Bee Fantasy Draft 5/30/24 | Ironically, there are no words.

Wed May 29 2024

  • EITM: Gossip Twirl 5/29/24 | Spinning your way out of the rumor mill.
  • EITM: Class Reunions 5/29/24 | College and high school!
  • EITM: Katie Pumphrey 5/29/24 | swimkatie.com

Tue May 28 2024

  • EITM: Amy Dozier 5/28/24 | One of many Gold Star family members in D.C. over the weekend on Arlington National Cemetery.
  • EITM: OCMD 5/28/24 | Did Tyler find it to be somewhere to smile about?

Fri May 24 2024

  • EITM: Dash Rippington 5/24/24 | The 'Purveyor of the Dangerously Stupid' brings his show case to perform live in the studio alongside fiancée Dot.

Thu May 23 2024

  • EITM: Sliding Into DSMs 5/23/24 | Therapy, friendship, and more?
  • EITM: Gelati Celesti 5/23/24 | Heavenly hand...delivered ice cream?

Wed May 22 2024

  • EITM: The Newly Mad Game 5/22/24 | How well do you know your co-worker?
  • EITM: The Secret Sauce? 5/22/24 | No secret sauce. (And cycling.)

Tue May 21 2024

  • EITM: Alternative Bachelor Nation 5/21/24 | Put on your thinking caps then your party hats!
  • EITM: Shopping For Secrets 5/21/24 | Grab bag or crap bag?
  • EITM: Drew Wilder On Ashley Madison 5/21/24 | The NBC4 reporter checks in to talk about the new Netflix series, "Sex, Lies & Scandal."

Mon May 20 2024

  • EITM: One Of Your Grills 5/20/24 | Always good to avoid giving birthday gifts that start fires.
  • EITM: MyRacehorse 5/20/24 | What's better than a Preakness-winning horse owner? Two of 'em!
  • EITM: Beach Sandwiches 5/20/24 | Elliot will be checking all coolers as you head out for MDW.

Fri May 17 2024

  • EITM: Kidney1 5/17/24 | When Josh posts, 'Fun Fact: I can inner voice every word to Cantaloop,' it's time to cue up everyone's favorite British jazz rap group... Us3!!
  • EITM: 30 Years To Mars 5/17/24 | "Human city" or not humanly possible?
  • EITM: The Inner Voice 5/17/24 | Wait, why isn't Krysten turning her chair?

Thu May 16 2024

  • EITM: The First And Second Wives Club 5/16/24 | Friends with nemesis'...new spouse!
  • EITM: Puppy Puppy Shake 5/16/24 | For goodness' sake.

Wed May 15 2024

  • EITM: #TheDisneyDecision 5/15/24 | What are you going to do next?
  • EITM: Convo Enders 5/15/24 | Sorry, starters. Conversation starters!

Tue May 14 2024

  • EITM: The United State Of America 5/14/24 | Which one is most like the rest of the country?
  • EITM: Elliot's Advice Corner 5/14/24 | Inspired by Tyler?

Mon May 13 2024

  • EITM: Dash Rippington 5/13/24 | Another world record holder heads to Europe.
  • EITM: The VIN Weasel 5/13/24 | Show me what those eyes do!

Fri May 10 2024

  • EITM: Mocktail 5/10/24 | I am the first barkid poet.
  • EITM interviews Bert Kreischer | EITM interviews Bert Kreischer

Thu May 09 2024

  • EITM: Elizabeth Tennyson 5/9/24 | The Aircraft Owners and Pilots Association (AOPA) COO talks Saturday's National Celebration of General Aviation DC Flyover and more.
  • EITM: Matchmaker, Matchmaker 5/9/24 | Make Jen a match!

Wed May 08 2024

  • EITM: Back In My School Days 5/8/24 | We could smoke barefoot in the snow.
  • EITM: We'll Make Great Sex 5/8/24 | When pet owners heavy pet.

Tue May 07 2024

  • EITM: Buy Nothing 5/7/24 | Group project, anyone?
  • EITM: Time Of The Year 5/7/24 | When a period becomes an exclamation point.

Mon May 06 2024

  • EITM: Just A Little Stroke 5/6/24 | The comedic effects.

Fri May 03 2024

  • EITM: Bond In Motion 5/3/24 | EITM's night of 007.
  • EITM: Los Desempleados 5/3/24 | An update from Carlos'n Party himself.
  • EITM: Hutment Time Machine 5/3/24 | It must be some kinda, no?

Thu May 02 2024

  • EITM: Songs. Bond Songs 5/2/24 | A lot of Sean Connery. And a lot of Shirley Bassey. Oh, and also a ranked list of the themes.
  • EITM: Carlos'n Party 5/2/24 | LosOnAir may be no more.

Wed May 01 2024

  • EITM: Debt & Bankruptcies 5/1/24 | Cash-based competiton is coming soon to D&B!
  • EITM: Force Or Divorce 5/1/24 | But once a confesser, always a cheater, right?

Tue Apr 30 2024

  • EITM: Yo's 'Zilian 4/30/24 | Generally, it isn't nice to talk about someone when they're not hair.
  • EITM: Waiting Patiently 4/30/24 | How long is too long at a doctor's office?

Mon Apr 29 2024

  • EITM: Signing On 4/29/24 | "Thank You, Goodnight" and the Capitals.

Fri Apr 26 2024

  • EITM: Alan May 4/26/24 | Monumental Sports Network analyst Alan May previews the hockey weekend ahead, as the Caps-Rangers Stanley Cup Playoffs series shifts home to Capital One Arena.
  • EITM: I Journaled A Journal 4/26/24 | I dreamed?
  • EITM: Laid On 4/26/24 | Let go, but still employed.

Thu Apr 25 2024

  • EITM: Take Your Kids To Work Day 4/25/24 | The highlights.

Wed Apr 24 2024

  • EITM: Robin From Richmond 4/24/24 | Lays an onion!
  • EITM: Terminal Lucidity 4/24/24 | AKA the "rally" or the "bounce-back."

Tue Apr 23 2024

  • EITM: Sleep To Dream 4/23/24 | And I do go to?
  • EITM: Dizzy Trip 4/23/24 | Magic Kingdom and back.

Mon Apr 22 2024

  • EITM: Signing On 4/22/24 | Oxford and Cleveland, Ohio.
  • EITM: Britain's Got Talent 4/22/24 | Kimycola recaps her night one audition.

Thu Apr 18 2024

  • EITM: Harder Than It Looks 4/18/24 | Radio? Oh god no!
  • EITM interviews Tom Wilson | EITM interviews Tom Wilson
  • EITM interviews Matthew Broussard | EITM interviews Matthew Broussard

Wed Apr 17 2024

  • EITM: Aircheck 4/17/24 | It's your boy, Party Lucc!
  • EITM: Joe B 4/17/24 | Monumental Sports Network Capitals play-by-play announcer Joe Beninati chats about the Caps' win in Philly and previews the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

Tue Apr 16 2024

  • EITM: Remember When We Called That Other Radio Station? 4/16/24 | Sorrey.
  • EITM: Party Lucc! 4/16/24 | (And Party FINCH!!)

Mon Apr 15 2024

  • EITM: Chicken On The Tube 4/15/24 | But that doesn't mean you can't be into erotic asphyxiation!
  • EITM: I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, And Logged In 4/15/24 | Wait, did someone get nights?

Fri Apr 12 2024

  • EITM: You're At The Masters! 4/12/24 | AUGUSTA NATIONAL GOLF CLUB
  • EITM: Employee Survey 4/12/24 | 2K24!!
  • EITM: Golden Bachelor Bombshell 4/12/24 | Waking and breaking the big news to superfan/celebrity chef Steve Mannino.

Thu Apr 11 2024

  • EITM: God Save The Burp Queen 4/11/24 | World record holder Kimycola heads to England.
  • EITM: Carmen And Lupita Andrade 4/11/24 | Hensel who?

Wed Apr 10 2024

  • EITM: Just Shred 4/10/24 | In the future, one bin is the law.
  • EITM: Richard Lee 4/10/24 | The CEO of table tennis and pickleball manufacturer JOOLA is moving in down the street.
  • EITM: Scrabble Together 4/10/24 | Or not.

Tue Apr 09 2024

  • EITM: Dr. Amber Straughn 4/9/24 | The NASA astrophysicist recaps her trip to see the eclipse and more.
  • EITM: Addicts Hypothesis 4/9/24 | There are no healthy addictions.

Mon Apr 08 2024

  • EITM: Blow Your Tops Off World Tour 4/8/24 | Hands-up comedy with Bert Kreischer.
  • EITM: Is There A Doctor On Board? 4/8/24 | Let's go ahead and declare an emergency landing...

Fri Apr 05 2024

  • EITM: A Sideswipe Whenever You Need One 4/5/24 | UberCollisional
  • EITM: Greatest Basslines Of All Time 4/5/24 | Mouth bass!

Thu Apr 04 2024

  • EITM: Everyone's A Little Bit Brace-ist 4/4/24 | Everyone makes judgments based on non-corrective orthodontia.
  • EITM: Pasta Pieces 4/4/24 | Can what you hear change how you taste?

Wed Apr 03 2024

  • EITM: Signing On 4/3/24 | Diane's been made aware of some scenarios and more.
  • EITM: It's Not Line Cutting 4/3/24 | Well, it is, actually, but it's also line hacking!

Tue Apr 02 2024

  • EITM: Smelbany 4/2/24 | Found something to do!
  • EITM: Battle Of The Cortexes 4/2/24 | Like Bobby Riggs and Billie Jean King — minus actual tennis.

Mon Apr 01 2024

  • EITM: Overrated Tourist Attractions 4/1/24 | Trip or skip?
  • EITM: The Big Doze 4/1/24 | Nodding off to get...there.

Fri Mar 29 2024

  • EITM: Conjoined In Holy Matrimony 3/29/24 | Abby and Brittany Hensel are back with some exciting old news.
  • EITM: Hot Cross Buns 3/29/24 | Food Friday.
  • EITM: Termassager 3/29/24 | Rise of the machines.

Thu Mar 28 2024

  • EITM: Signing On 3/28/24 | Baseball, Monumental, and more.
  • EITM: If You Have No Daughters 3/28/24 | Give them to your sons!

Wed Mar 27 2024

  • EITM: Poke Hole 3/27/24 | A piercing problem and an...other problem.

Tue Mar 26 2024

  • EITM: 3 Body Problem 3/26/24 | 0̵̠͉̘͔͛̿͂̏͌́́̕5̵̡̢̬̫̯̗̱͠:̴̨̦͓̗̬̺̔͐̈́͗͌̈́̉͝ͅ4̵̬̬͔͈̖̹̈́̃̏̋̈̀8̷͍̐͂͛͆̌̀̚:̶̛̛̰̜̣̬̈́̐̅̿́͠0̸̱͇̬͖̻̦̍͊̽͌0̷̥͙̠̲̾̒̓̇̈́̇͆̌̿͝

Mon Mar 25 2024

  • EITM: Lingerie On Spot-Check 3/25/24 | How much you got?
  • EITM: Ultimate Fighting & Ultramarathon 3/25/24 | The Barkley is worse than the bite.

Fri Mar 22 2024

  • EITM: Blue October Soundcheck Experience 3/22/24 | A recap.

Thu Mar 21 2024

  • EITM: The Bad Foot Clinic 3/21/24 | THE FOLLOWING CLIP CONTAINS AUDIO THAT SOME LISTENERS MAY FIND UPSETTING
  • EITM: Hall Pass 3/21/24 | Wait, pass...es?
  • EITM: Car Horn 3/21/24 | HONK IF YOU LOVEANIMATED DITTIES

Wed Mar 20 2024

  • EITM: Karl Alzner 3/20/24 | Former Washington Capitals defenseman Karl Alzner and his wife, Mandy, on their foundation's upcoming charity event, Chris Simon, and more.
  • EITM: Scary And I Know It 3/20/24 | Wriggle, wriggle, wriggle, wriggle, wriggle, no.

Tue Mar 19 2024

  • EITM interviews Liz Hopkins | EITM interviews Liz Hopkins
  • EITM: Mani-Herpes 3/19/24 | 𝒩𝑜 𝒞𝓊𝓇𝑒 (𝒜𝒸𝓇𝓎𝓁𝒾𝒸 𝒩𝒶𝒾𝓁𝓈) ......................... $𝟣,𝟩𝟧𝟢,𝟢𝟢𝟢

Mon Mar 18 2024

  • EITM: Foster Hail 3/18/24 | Elliot finally gets it, but did Rolo get adopted?
  • EITM: Head..ache? 3/18/24 | Apparently, headaches are not like assh*les.

Fri Mar 15 2024

  • EITM: What Is Sitting Troy? 3/15/24 | This! Is! Just tacky!
  • EITM: Bath & Fireworks 3/15/24 | Papatui, Tyler? More like Ah-kablooey!

Thu Mar 14 2024

  • EITM: Plastic Surger-gee! 3/14/24 | A post-operative scare.
  • EITM: The Masked Founder 3/14/24 | & Executive Director of Richmond Wildlife Center, Melissa Stanley!

Wed Mar 13 2024

  • EITM: When Meditation's Lost Its Fun 3/13/24 | You're f*cking horny?
  • EITM: I'm Sorry 3/13/24 | ...not sorry!

Tue Mar 12 2024

  • EITM: Gashole Loophole 3/12/24 | Pump & Pantry & Plead.
  • EITM: FlingGolf 3/12/24 | The future of the fair-wait, Krysten has something to say.

Mon Mar 11 2024

  • EITM: Travel Tears 3/11/24 | Cry the friendly skies.
  • EITM: Adoption Lament 3/11/24 | Tell your dog I said bye.

Fri Mar 08 2024

  • EITM interviews Tom Papa | EITM interviews Tom Papa
  • EITM: Cheat Code 3/8/24 | What do parents do when their own kids are cheating on relationships?
  • EITM: The Movie (Title Drop) Game 3/8/24 | Speaking of cheats, did somebody do just that?

Thu Mar 07 2024

  • EITM: Speed Dating 3/7/24 | Sick of the apps? Let's *DING*...go.
  • EITM: Decoy Duck 3/7/24 | Youuu're collectible!
  • EITM: Strands 3/7/24 | Uncover words.

Wed Mar 06 2024

  • EITM: Type 1 3/6/24 | DAYONEISH
  • EITM: Partner's In Crime 3/6/24 | But I had nothing to do with it!

Tue Mar 05 2024

  • EITM: W&OMG 3/5/24 | Lisa Abrahams on what happened when her husband, Lincoln, got shocked biking the Washington & Old Dominion Trail over the weekend.
  • EITM: Talk That Box 3/5/24 | By...naming that tune!

Mon Mar 04 2024

  • EITM: Banned Folks 3/4/24 | Challenge accepted?
  • EITM: Dating Divorced 3/4/24 | #Separationship??

Fri Mar 01 2024

  • EITM: Bikes & Tykes 3/1/24 | Vigilance amongst us.

Thu Feb 29 2024

  • EITM: Colin Vale 2/29/24 | A.K.A. Carving Colin!
  • EITM: Spot The Cat 2/29/24 | (Hint: It's in the tree.)
  • EITM: Sit, Down; Rolo, Leave 2/29/24 | Don't count your puppies before you're outmatched.

Wed Feb 28 2024

  • EITM: Re-jected! 2/28/24 | Zoom-shakalaka.
  • EITM: Sound Recognition 2/28/24 | On >
  • EITM: It's Trapped Gas! 2/28/24 | Fiber's coming in?

Tue Feb 27 2024

  • EITM: The DVD Is Dead 2/27/24 | Long live the DVD!
  • EITM: Jar-DIANE! 2/27/24 | A Cam·e·uh-oh?

Mon Feb 26 2024

  • EITM: Signing On 2/26/24 | Tim Tam taste test and more.
  • EITM: You've Heard Of Having To Room With A Co-Worker 2/26/24 | But how about sharing a bed?!

Fri Feb 23 2024

  • EITM: Doggo On Board 2/23/24 | Elliot is (probably) getting a third dog.
  • EITM: Nix Degrees Of Education 2/23/24 | A bachelor's in...not what I'm doing.

Thu Feb 22 2024

  • EITM: MCAS 2/22/24 | Mast cell activation syndrome, anyone?

Wed Feb 21 2024

  • EITM: The Stupidest Way I Wrenched My Back Was 2/21/24 | Fill in the blank.

Tue Feb 20 2024

  • EITM: Airspeed Dating 2/20/24 | On the plane, I just can't wait?

Fri Feb 16 2024

  • EITM: Happy Birthday Weekend 2/16/24 | Happy Birthday weekend to you, too!
  • EITM: Bogowhá 2/16/24 | With who?

Thu Feb 15 2024

  • EITM: Elliot Is Back At The Dermatologist 2/15/24 | But may never show his face there again!

Wed Feb 14 2024

  • EITM: Bob Marley Songs 2/14/24 | The 100 Best.

Tue Feb 13 2024

  • EITM: Ethics 101 2/13/24 | As taught by an art instructor.
  • EITM: Favorite Restaurant 2/13/24 | Be careful where you choose to eat this Valentine's Day.

Mon Feb 12 2024

  • EITM: Poop Songs 2/12/24 | In the key of wipe.

Fri Feb 09 2024

  • EITM: Voluntary Layoff 2/9/24 | Or a performance imprOOPS!
  • EITM: With The Ring 2/9/24 | Still mean a thing?

Thu Feb 08 2024

  • EITM: Elliot Isn't A Sweets Guy 2/8/24 | But he was a sugar guy.
  • EITM: A Big Story To Tell 2/8/24 | The audience isn't swell!

Wed Feb 07 2024

  • EITM: Incidental Findings 2/7/24 | Which news do you want to hear first?
  • EITM: BBL-Yeah! 2/7/24 | Or...B.B.L. NO!?

Tue Feb 06 2024

  • EITM interviews Moshe Kasher | EITM interviews Moshe Kasher

Mon Feb 05 2024

  • EITM: Have You Seen This Radio Tower? 2/5/24 | Solve for WJLX.

Fri Feb 02 2024

  • EITM interviews The Record Company | EITM interviews The Record Company

Thu Feb 01 2024

  • EITM: Little Kid, Big Problem 2/1/24 | Mom approved post!

Wed Jan 31 2024

  • EITM: Flagpole Sh*tta 1/31/24 | Half mastiff, AmStaff, or whatever — pick it up!
  • EITM: CrapShtick 1/31/24 | Are lip balms all they're cracked up to be?

Tue Jan 30 2024

  • EITM: Universal Epic Universe 1/30/24 | Opening 2025!

Mon Jan 29 2024

  • EITM: Hard Hitting The Slopes Questions 1/29/24 | Those who can't ski (or snowboard), tube?

Fri Jan 26 2024

  • EITM: SHAED 1/26/24 | Surprise! On the phone!

Thu Jan 25 2024

  • EITM: Dialect Experience Modulates Cue Reliance In Sociolinguistic Convergence 1/25/24 | Do hwat?

Wed Jan 24 2024

  • EITM: Can You Find Me Somebody Who Has Robbed A Bank? 1/24/24 | Oh! Line 5?

Tue Jan 23 2024

  • EITM: The 25 Greatest Billy Joel Songs 1/23/24 | Of all time.

Mon Jan 22 2024

  • EITM: Love & Translation 1/22/24 | Sundays at 10/9c on TLC!
  • EITM: Running Into Your Boss 1/22/24 | (After calling out sick.)

Fri Jan 19 2024

  • EITM: Are We Dating The Same Guy? 1/19/24 | Well, no. You are engaged.
  • EITM: Are You A Hoser? 1/19/24 | Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo.

Thu Jan 18 2024

  • EITM: TMJD 1/18/24 | Or as Krysten calls it, "ᴛᴍᴊᴅ."

Wed Jan 17 2024

  • EITM: Elliot Plow 1/17/24 | You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. Plow?

Tue Jan 16 2024

  • EITM: Jay Phone 1/16/24 | BIRDCALLS!

Mon Jan 15 2024

  • EITM: The 20 Greatest Grateful Dead Songs 1/15/24 | Of all time.

Fri Jan 12 2024

  • EITM: Donnie Simpson 1/12/24 | Surprise! On the phone!

Thu Jan 11 2024

  • EITM: Scattergories 1/11/24 | The classic fast-thinking game — now available on the radio!

Wed Jan 10 2024

  • EITM: Artificial Intelligence Customer Service 1/10/24 | Thank you for calling. My name is Local Bill.

Tue Jan 09 2024

  • EITM: Pop-Up Nuptials 1/9/24 | Who threw a wedding at Mansion Society without the owners' consent?

Mon Jan 08 2024

  • EITM: Sheepwalking 1/8/24 | Anyone (else) know the Cochrans?
  • EITM: I Could Hide Out Under There 1/8/24 | I just made you say "underwear."

Fri Jan 05 2024

  • EITM: Most Glass Bottles Trapped With A Slinky In One Minute 1/5/24 | Startin' off the year with another world record attempt!

Thu Jan 04 2024

  • EITM: Exercise Y'all 1/4/24 | The yoga ball stability chair appears to be the office's first fitness trend for 2024. How would that work in the studio?

Wed Jan 03 2024

  • EITM: Studio Darts Championship 1/3/24 | Segal 🆚 Stupar
  • EITM: Ammonia Inhalants 1/3/24 | Smell test!

Tue Jan 02 2024

  • EITM: Maria's An Asset To Ashland 1/2/24 | Did we know Krysten had an exchange student?
  • EITM: Smells Like Hartshorn Spirit 1/2/24 | Hello, hello, hello, how sal?

Wed Dec 20 2023

  • EITM: Vocal Cord Paralysis 12/20/23 | A wicked case of COVID.

Tue Dec 19 2023

  • EITM: The Yardman 12/19/23 | From Death Valley, I give you...another inflatable!
  • EITM: Once A Cheater 12/19/23 | Always a blamer.

Mon Dec 18 2023

  • EITM: Ketamine 12/18/23 | And its effects, clinically as well as recreationally.
  • EITM: Hollywood Buck 12/18/23 | Investigating the news surrounding Richmond's nationally known deer.

Fri Dec 15 2023

  • EITM: Mike's Bike 12/15/23 | Someone stole Krysten's husband's motorcycle.
  • EITM: FredeRockette 12/15/23 | Anyone know Audrey Thelemann?

Thu Dec 14 2023

  • EITM: Sneezer Danger 12/14/23 | Don't stifle!
  • EITM: Good Bribes Only 12/14/23 | Or are they all bad?
  • EITM: Grief Maps 12/14/23 | And a Whamageddon telegraph.

Wed Dec 13 2023

  • EITM: Gyno-no 12/13/23 | OMGYN!

Tue Dec 12 2023

  • EITM: Good SamErin 12/12/23 | ...M. Barlow.
  • EITM: Journal 12/12/23 | Write about your day and add photos, places, and more.

Mon Dec 11 2023

  • EITM: First Snow Of Season 12/11/23 | Veselé Vánoce 🇨🇿
  • EITM: Virtual Reality 12/11/23 | Are we familiar with Sandbox VR??

Fri Dec 08 2023

  • EITM: Danger-ish 12/8/23 | What dumb things did you do as a kid?
  • EITM: Jerry-RIP? 12/8/23 | Happy Friday!

Thu Dec 07 2023

  • EITM: Arlington Duplex Explosion-Support the Smith's 12/7/23 | gofundme.com/f/yqu87u-draft

Wed Dec 06 2023

  • EITM: That One Kid 12/6/23 | (From my high school.)

Tue Dec 05 2023

  • EITM: Mystery Meat 12/5/23 | Porch pi—pitmaster?
  • EITM: Toothbrush With Death 12/5/23 | ChokeHOLD UP!!

Mon Dec 04 2023

  • EITM: Old-Fashioned Words 12/4/23 | And phrases!

Fri Dec 01 2023

  • EITM: Juan Wish (For Christmas) 12/1/23 | A former MLB pitcher turned Santa's elf needs a little (Xmas?) help.
  • EITM: The Birds And The Ouchies 12/1/23 | Ever been dive-bombed by a feathered enemy?
  • EITM: Matching PJs 12/1/23 | TREE★T your whole family!

Wed Nov 29 2023

  • EITM: The Runs-In 11/29/23 | Met, met you in the ladies room.
  • EITM: Fosters 11/29/23 | Australian for Elliot, Jacquie, and the new dog.

Tue Nov 28 2023

  • EITM: Take Off Your Jacket And Lose It 11/28/23 | Cancel the drive!

Mon Nov 27 2023

  • EITM: Letterman Racket 11/27/23 | Or woman of letters!

Wed Nov 22 2023

  • EITM: Size Kings 11/22/23 | Nothing mini about these bats.

Tue Nov 21 2023

  • EITM: Signing On 11/21/23 | Surprises at the apartment, house, and doctor's office.
  • EITM: Beverage Tub 11/21/23 | Splish splash, I was drinkin' a beer!

Mon Nov 20 2023

  • EITM: How Many People Do You Know? 11/20/23 | (I will not wait.)
  • EITM: Good Things Come In Threesomes 11/20/23 | Like long-term relationships?

Fri Nov 17 2023

  • EITM: Father Of Mine 11/17/23 | Tells me where he has been?

Thu Nov 16 2023

  • EITM: Pajamas 11/16/23 | Public enemies?

Wed Nov 15 2023

  • EITM: Not For Teaching 11/15/23 | Missing education because you're fired.
  • EITM: Family Men 11/15/23 | Kris Armstrong's former husband and new husband turn trauma into triumph.

Tue Nov 14 2023

  • EITM: Cockatoo Cockamamie 11/14/23 | FreeBird!

Mon Nov 13 2023

  • EITM: FREE PIZZA 11/13/23 | W̷h̷e̷n̷ ̷y̷o̷u̷ ̷o̷r̷d̷e̷r̷ ̷D̷o̷m̷i̷n̷o̷'̷s̷ ̷o̷n̷l̷i̷n̷e̷, we'll give you a free pizza t̷o̷ ̷u̷s̷e̷ ̷f̷o̷r̷ ̷a̷ ̷f̷u̷t̷u̷r̷e̷ ̷p̷i̷z̷z̷a̷ ̷e̷m̷e̷r̷g̷e̷n̷c̷y̷.

Fri Nov 10 2023

  • EITM: Asheerance 11/10/23 | Hon, you've got pantyhose on as pants!
  • EITM: Twister Got Your Tongue? 11/10/23 | Have someone drive you home, you're drunk.

Thu Nov 09 2023

  • EITM: Shawn Yancy 11/9/23 | The NBC4 anchor talks NDE.
  • EITM: Sewing Well 11/9/23 | So...a needle pulling thread?

Wed Nov 08 2023

  • EITM: Burn. It. Down. 11/8/23 | Toille the Dark, Hoarder of Celebrity Delly and Didgeridoo...in the Morning.

Tue Nov 07 2023

  • EITM: Responsible Costume Party 11/7/23 | The inflatable T-Rex will see you now...

Mon Nov 06 2023

  • EITM interviews Spencer Carbery | EITM interviews Spencer Carbery

Fri Nov 03 2023

  • EITM: Health Class 11/3/23 | More like stealth class, eh?
  • EITM: Coldplay It Again 11/3/23 | Ahhhhh!

Thu Nov 02 2023

  • EITM: Momma Roche'd 11/2/23 | This time, it's the company's holiday party.

Wed Nov 01 2023

  • EITM: SMS Mess 11/1/23 | Scholarship, service, shells.
  • EITM: Krysten's Wedding Pt. 3 11/1/23 | Newlywed advice and final thoughts.

Tue Oct 31 2023

  • EITM: Krysten's Wedding Pt. 2 10/31/23 | Recapping the weekend...with the bride!

Mon Oct 30 2023

  • EITM: Panda-ring 10/30/23 | (And titillating.)

Fri Oct 27 2023

  • EITM: Lessons In Lending 10/27/23 | $60,000 seemed like a lot of money until Mr. "Rather Not Say My Name" called in...

Thu Oct 26 2023

  • EITM: Massachusetts State Lottery Scam 10/26/23 | Mass cash!
  • EITM: They Are What They Always Were In Salem 10/26/23 | (Just with a little more traffic.)

Wed Oct 25 2023

  • EITM: Nuptial 911 10/25/23 | 🚨 SKUNK WED! 🚨

Tue Oct 24 2023

  • EITM: You Can Call Me Pen Pal 10/24/23 | (When you write me.)
  • EITM: Jacq & Kobe 10/24/23 | Elliot's wife wants. That. DOG!

Mon Oct 23 2023

  • EITM: Car Scene 10/23/23 | Be heard!

Fri Oct 20 2023

  • EITM: The 500 Best Pop Songs 10/20/23 | Revealed!
  • EITM: Hudson Schwartz 10/20/23 | The 14-year-old 2023 Lucas Oil Formula Car champion.

Thu Oct 19 2023

  • EITM: Sour Off 2023 10/19/23 | The Great British fake-out?

Wed Oct 18 2023

  • EITM: Here Comes The Bride...And Diane 10/18/23 | Krysten gets to have and to hold her gown...if D says so.
  • EITM: Sour Candy 10/18/23 | SO-sour candy.

Tue Oct 17 2023

  • EITM: Grave Mistake 10/17/23 | What do you want on your tombstone?

Mon Oct 16 2023

  • EITM: Man, The Myths And The Legends 10/16/23 | Spinderella, cut it up one time...

Fri Oct 13 2023

  • EITM: Nameless To Famous 10/13/23 | Ask Amy why she didn't ask.

Thu Oct 12 2023

  • EITM: Brush With Bigfoot 10/12/23 | Krysten, any thoughts on cryptozoology?

Wed Oct 11 2023

  • EITM: Bottomless Brunch Rules! 10/11/23 | Sorry, bottomless brunch rule.

Tue Oct 10 2023

Mon Oct 09 2023

  • EITM: LONG LIVE NEW ORLEANS 10/9/23 | Also, god damn you!
  • EITM: Veggie Fails 10/9/23 | On Al Michaels with reigning 'Chef Of The Year' Kevin Tien.
  • EITM: White Claw Bus Driver 10/9/23 | Too hard (seltzer) school.

Fri Oct 06 2023

  • EITM: F'n Magnets 10/6/23 | How do they work—on a fridge?!
  • EITM: What Are You Doing This Weekend? 10/6/23 | 'Cause EITM is going to NOLA!

Thu Oct 05 2023

  • EITM: Hot Leg 10/5/23 | Hypogonadism knocking on my door?

Wed Oct 04 2023

  • EITM: Holy Cannoli, Look At This 10/4/23 | I mean, as long as we're talking technology...

Tue Oct 03 2023

  • EITM: EI...PTV 10/3/23 | ELLI IN A HELLCAT

Mon Oct 02 2023

  • EITM: Unbereavable 10/2/23 | Out to lunch forever!

Fri Sep 29 2023

  • EITM: Typhoon Bagoon 9/29/23 | Painful wedgie or painful melvin?
  • EITM: Molly (Six Team Handles) 9/29/23 | A recap of the Caps' So Kids Can Starting Lineup night at Capital One Arena.

Thu Sep 28 2023

  • EITM: Erin M. Barlow 9/28/23 | And today, the middle initial stands for "Mobile" because she is calling from Britain!

Wed Sep 27 2023

  • EITM: Blinded By The Bride 9/27/23 | Walk in her shoes, as she walks down the aisle.
  • EITM: Sneakierhead 9/27/23 | Where petty meets Puma.

Tue Sep 26 2023

  • EITM: Effect Of Yogurt And Its Components On The Deodorization Of Raw And Fried Garlic Volatiles 9/26/23 | Bad breath?
  • EITM: Homecoming Court Date 9/26/23 | For your dad!

Mon Sep 25 2023

  • EITM: Burping While Interviewing 9/25/23 | Or...meeting someone's parents.
  • EITM: Trip Test 9/25/23 | Who's the smarter traveler?

Fri Sep 22 2023

  • EITM interviews Sean Burch | EITM interviews Sean Burch

Thu Sep 21 2023

  • EITM interviews Eric Hutchinson | EITM interviews Eric Hutchinson
  • EITM: Come On Get Older 9/21/23 | (Then happy.)
  • EITM: Fantasy Fantasy Hockey 9/21/23 | The silver sticks of the silver screen.

Wed Sep 20 2023

  • EITM: Enrique Limardo 9/20/23 | Guest chef.
  • EITM: Birth Row Tickets 9/20/23 | You'll take them to the candy shop.
  • EITM: Hummers 9/20/23 | Like no one else.

Tue Sep 19 2023

  • EITM: Architectural Review 9/19/23 | Certify this!

Mon Sep 18 2023

  • EITM: Football Mom 9/18/23 | From hash marks to hashtags.

Fri Sep 15 2023

  • EITM interviews Kevin Nealon | EITM interviews Kevin Nealon

Thu Sep 14 2023

  • EITM interviews Nicklas Backstrom | EITM interviews Nicklas Backstrom
  • EITM: Dangerous 9/14/23 | This is seriousWe could make you deliriousYou should have a healthy fear of us
  • EITM: Nursing Homes 9/14/23 | Sunset scaries.

Wed Sep 13 2023

  • EITM: Medicine Cabinet Meeting 9/13/23 | Or battle, really.

Tue Sep 12 2023

  • EITM interviews MisterWives | EITM interviews MisterWives

Mon Sep 11 2023

  • EITM: 9-1-UNCALL! 9/11/23 | When it's not even a non-emergency.
  • EITM: Portion Size Me 9/11/23 | As featured in Lynchburg, Va.

Fri Sep 08 2023

Wed Sep 06 2023

Tue Sep 05 2023

Mon Sep 04 2023

Fri Sep 01 2023

  • EITM: Laugh Tracks 9/1/23 | The funniest songs in rock history.

Thu Aug 31 2023

  • EITM: Beer Goggle Hornswoggle 8/31/23 | Sorry, Billy.
  • EITM: In A Club 8/31/23 | Go, go, go, go, go, goGo start one

Wed Aug 30 2023

  • EITM: Guidance & Counseling On Revenge 8/30/23 | Sorry, revenge on guidance counselor.
  • EITM: Pitches Ain't Sh*t 8/30/23 | (Unless they're perfect.)

Tue Aug 29 2023

  • EITM: Blindsided 8/29/23 | 42-year-old Jimmy Lippert Thyden from Virginia wasn't adopted out of Chile, he was stolen.
  • EITM: Here To Chew Bubble Gum And Set An Alarm 8/29/23 | And I'm all out of time.

Mon Aug 28 2023

  • EITM: Boner Dad 8/28/23 | Well, father-in-law, actually.
  • EITM: Krysten's Bachelorette Party 8/28/23 | Miniature golf, tapas, karaoke, and more!

Fri Aug 25 2023

  • EITM: Firing On The Spot 8/25/23 | Plus, off to sleeping over!

Thu Aug 24 2023

  • EITM: Crímenes Reales 8/24/23 | For those of you who don't habla español, you're fine.

Wed Aug 23 2023

  • EITM: Seegs Shuttle 8/23/23 | Call 866-2-ELLIOT to arrange your next pickup!
  • EITM: Baldur's Gate 3 8/23/23 | It's party time?

Tue Aug 22 2023

  • EITM: Signing On 8/22/23 | Best dressed at Chef's Best? ...not Elliot.
  • EITM: That's-a Spicy Tell-All 8/22/23 | Mamma mia!
  • EITM: Appendix Cancer Awareness Month 8/22/23 | 🎗️

Mon Aug 21 2023

  • EITM: Sage Burning 8/21/23 | Turns out neither Elliot nor Diane knew what she was doing Friday.

Fri Aug 18 2023

  • EITM: Dumps On Dumps 8/18/23 | Forget living well, what's the best way to annoy an ex?
  • EITM: Friends Don't Lie 8/18/23 | But scammers do!

Thu Aug 17 2023

  • EITM: If You're Gonna Play In Richmond 8/17/23 | You gotta have a fiddle in the band!

Wed Aug 16 2023

  • EITM interviews Aaron Weber | EITM interviews Aaron Weber
  • EITM: I Now Pronounce You As What? 8/16/23 | But that's not how it's spelled!

Tue Aug 15 2023

  • EITM: Safe Street 8/15/23 | Specifically, 3128 Greenmount Ave. at Red Emma's in Waverly.

Mon Aug 14 2023

  • EITM: Yoseph's Last Day 8/14/23 | But not in the States!

Fri Aug 11 2023

Thu Aug 10 2023

  • EITM: Back(pack) To School 8/10/23 | Is it career day already?
  • EITM: Fake-Ass Hitch 8/10/23 | Bogus weddings don't happen all the time—wait, what's that Krysten?

Wed Aug 09 2023

  • EITM: Gen Con Indy 2023 8/9/23 | And Shan-non, lady from the early 2000s!

Mon Aug 07 2023

  • EITM: The Quest Weekend 8/7/23 | Uncovering the secrets of Loch Ness.
  • EITM: Checkin'! w/ Krysten 8/7/23 | Not a check-in, no, she's talkin' ticks.

Fri Aug 04 2023

  • EITM: Please Report Any Unattended Luggage 8/4/23 | A baggage brainteaser.

Thu Aug 03 2023

  • EITM: Light Moves 8/3/23 | Well, not at all actually. It's still all your crap just none of the distance!
  • EITM: Mustard Skittles Taste Test 8/3/23 | Emily & Gage had one job and did it.
  • EITM: Sup Doc 8/3/23 | Date me?

Wed Aug 02 2023

  • EITM: Kimycola, You Are Officially Amazing 8/2/23 | The loudest burp (female) is 107.3 db (C-weighted) and was achieved by Kimberly Winter (USA) in Rockville, Maryland, USA, on 28 April 2023.

Tue Aug 01 2023

  • EITM: E Bikes? No, E-Bikes! 8/1/23 | Where are we on electronic bicycles?
  • EITM: Leper Colloquy 8/1/23 | Plus polio palaver!

Mon Jul 31 2023

  • EITM: Crohn’s Phones 7/31/23 | Q&Anus.

Fri Jul 28 2023

  • EITM: The Largest Pop! Transaction Ever 7/28/23 | Sounds...Funko.

Thu Jul 27 2023

  • EITM: Did You Know The Human Hand Weighs One Pound? 7/27/23 | Jerry?

Wed Jul 26 2023

  • EITM: Mustard Skittles 7/26/23 | NOW HIRING!

Tue Jul 25 2023

  • EITM: Breakin' Off Tha Toilet 7/25/23 | Who bun it?

Mon Jul 24 2023

  • EITM: Gossip Galley 7/24/23 | E's dropping in on a kitchen convo again.

Fri Jul 21 2023

  • EITM: Brandon Noble 7/21/23 | The morning after the Washington Commanders sale, the former player has some thoughts.
  • EITM: R.I.P. Tony Bennett 7/21/23 | Remembering the legendary crooner.

Thu Jul 20 2023

  • EITM interviews Brad Meltzer | EITM interviews Brad Meltzer
  • EITM: That Time Of The Month 7/20/23 | For subscription boxes!

Wed Jul 19 2023

  • EITM: You Can't Make An Omelette Without... 7/19/23 | Breaking a few eggs!

Tue Jul 18 2023

  • EITM: Jailbreaking The Water 7/18/23 | Pregnant in prison.
  • EITM: Hockey Hotel 7/18/23 | AITA?

Mon Jul 17 2023

  • EITM: Hot Fries. Hot Fries! HOT! FRIES!! 7/17/23 | The Andy Capp effect.
  • EITM: The Meteorite Woman 7/17/23 | Poom!

Thu Jul 13 2023

  • EITM: Dating A Future Celebrity 7/13/23 | From 'The New York Times Magazine' "Ethicist" to Josh's mom.

Wed Jul 12 2023

  • EITM: Dr. Amber Straughn 7/12/23 | The NASA astrophysicist celebrates one year of James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) science operations with the release of a new image.
  • EITM: Longevity Clinics 7/12/23 | Who needs one when Diane's figuring it out all on her own?

Tue Jul 11 2023

  • EITM: The Sound Of Silence 7/11/23 | Hello, Diane, my old friend...
  • EITM: This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Stories 7/11/23 | Maybe one day, Elliot and Jeff will build a home together.

Mon Jul 10 2023

  • EITM: Resignation Rescission 7/10/23 | How does one unsend the letter?

Fri Jul 07 2023

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Fri Jun 30 2023

  • EITM: Money Talks, Wealth Whispers 6/30/23 | And those without call the radio.
  • EITM: Arak Star 6/30/23 | Taste test!

Thu Jun 29 2023

  • EITM: Surrogacy Indeterminacy 6/29/23 | Internationally!

Wed Jun 28 2023

  • EITM: Invitation From HR 6/28/23 | A follow-up.
  • EITM: When I Was Up There Among The Flames 6/28/23 | It's like the Billy Joel music video meets 'this is fine' dog.

Tue Jun 27 2023

  • EITM: Invitation From HR 6/27/23 | Hello Elliot,A matter has come to our attention and we'd like to get your side of the events.
  • EITM: Ivan + Hayley 23 6/27/23 | = Zach 22??

Mon Jun 26 2023

  • EITM: Share Porn Division 6/26/23 | Pornography and the military.
  • EITM: Gumbo 6/26/23 | Gumbo in the pot.

Fri Jun 23 2023

  • EITM: Work A Little Work, Smoke A Little Smoke 6/23/23 | Turn the quiet up, turn the noise down...
  • EITM: R-Rated Comedies 6/23/23 | The funniest of the 21st century?

Thu Jun 22 2023

  • EITM: Tiki Takeover with Portugal. The Man 6/22/23 | A recap.

Wed Jun 21 2023

  • EITM: But They're Cousins 6/21/23 | Identical cousins all the way!
  • EITM: Katlyn 6/21/23 | 'On Saturday, June 17, I was on a Lyft ride in Washington, D.C. that made me fear for my safety.'

Tue Jun 20 2023

  • EITM: Height Differences 6/20/23 | Keeping the ladders and steep stools out of the bedroom.
  • EITM: Guns & Moses 6/20/23 | From Zach's cold, dead hands!

Fri Jun 16 2023

  • EITM: Cracking Down 6/16/23 | Pencil holders!

Thu Jun 15 2023

  • EITM interviews Bert Kreischer | EITM interviews Bert Kreischer
  • EITM: Today, in Diane's Dirt? 6/15/23 | Bert!

Wed Jun 14 2023

  • EITM: Sailing The Sighted Seas 6/14/23 | Port of call-ing the cruise lines out.
  • EITM: Fake It Till You Take 'Em To School 6/14/23 | Teaching a lesson by staging your death.

Tue Jun 13 2023

  • EITM: Air Typing 6/13/23 | Not just a spelling bee technique!
  • EITM: Hand Writing 6/13/23 | Skin and phones, please!

Mon Jun 05 2023

  • EITM: The Tinkler 6/5/23 | Another Philly special?
  • EITM: Pizza Delivered Us From Evil 6/5/23 | No one out prays the Hut!

Fri Jun 02 2023

  • EITM: Co(ping)-Champions 6/2/23 | Other than the actual Scripps Cup winner, was anyone happy with this year's Spelling Bee?

Thu Jun 01 2023

  • EITM: Spelling Bee Fantasy Draft 6/1/23 | Who will take home the S̷c̷r̷i̷p̷p̷s̷ ̷C̷u̷p̷ victory for EITM?!

Wed May 31 2023

  • EITM: Condom For A Funeral 5/31/23 | Love lives (not) breeding.
  • EITM: A-Rod For ARESTIN 5/31/23 | Cover your bases!

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